HOT OR NOT -- WEEK 2

[Jerome Scuggs]

Beg? I was just making a statement, but once again u didnt listen to your basers. Trasher and Hulk said the same. But yet Tiny does what Tiny wants, cuz he is so fucking great at this game. Everyone who played agreed that Jerome shouldnt have sharked, what do you do? Shark him. The guy barely can find his rep keys. When u switched him to spid, he barely could kill sharks infront of him. Everyone agreed that u suck ass in terr, what do you do? Add yourself in terr. Pretty sure if u were there for TWDTD u would have played yourself again, to do what? Oh yea be the best 6* wb there is by going 4-10.
Guy shows late on TWDTJ, first thing he does is remove me (which I could understand cuz I am inconsistant as fuck in jav). You dont even got a clue who your players want to play with. All that matters is that our bigstar Tiny gets in the show.

normally i dont give a shit about these kinds of posts because who gives a shit but since you're throwing a serious diva tantrum over a week 1 draft tournament game, maybe i'm gonna post

first, i'm gonna go ahead and say fuck you. as a casual gamer i don't make excuses for how i play but yesterday, at noon, i buried my best friend's dad. (here i will pause so you can go google what a "best friend" and a "dad" are). i didn't expect to play and quite frankly didn't want to play, i can barely pay attention to sharking when i don't have shit like that weighing over my head. so again fuck you, because i hate making excuses and i certainly wasn't keen on having to share that detail of my life.

second, my staying in is most likely your fault. when i got added hulk said he'd rather shark. I asked for shadow to sub for me. we were having what would have been a normal lineup discussion when you decided to hold the game hostage by threatening to spec if i played. so i wouldn't be surprised if Tiny decided to keep me in just as a "fuck you" to you for being such a little bitch.

third, now you've come onto these forums and started some public beef match with my captain because your ego was a little bruised this weekend. actually i have to thank you for doing that because i had NO IDEA who you were until i realized you were that idiot forum admin running around breaking the forums and not telling anyone.

fourth, because you can't just be a singular douchebag, you have to then publicly post tiny's FA picks? you seem like the kind of guy who would post nudes of your ex to a revenge porn website the minute she dumped you.

i know you probably look at me joining squads and being added to games and wonder why the fuck people let me play. but bro, trust me, i look at people like you and beam and i wonder the same fuckin thing. your madonna-level ego and flair for the dramatic simply can't be worth the, by your own words, "inconsistent" play that you're capable of at best. so i dunno dude, kindly fuck off and go re-install league of legends and go be toxic somewhere where being toxic is acceptable and preferred. this is TWDT week one not TWL playoffs so your over-the-top histrionics are just... i dunno. sad.

[Crescent Seal]

fact of the matter is that if mikkiz had showed week 1 for us vs tiny's paddingtons, they would have lost and tiny would have probably never entered terrier again.

BEEEEEEEEEEF

p.s. trade me Major Crisis

[Tiny]

Should be *fucking

Was on phone

[Major Crisis]

(Stayon)> Tiny> tell him to erase the posts and not say a ducking word in chat unless I ask him and ill let him play.

Dictator Tiny. How could you have made this guy a captain Ogron?

[Major Crisis]

And its not like we won vs Fire last week cuz of u. We should have aced that easily. But no you fucked up once again by sucking. Team already told u there that u sucked ass, but what does Tiny do? Add himself again! 'I had just a bad week' is what he just said on chat about this last game.. Sure what was vs Cres' squad? A terrible week? You just suck ass, just accept it and listen more to your players instead of your own dreams. Come back to reality and bench yourself for your team in wb and base.

[Major Crisis]

This is fun. You specced and I had to beg you to play. Not happening again. You're digging your own grave. There are other players to be had that wont be such a pain in the ass. I'm also sure the other caps will abandon the players they need to satisfy you.

Beg? I was just making a statement, but once again u didnt listen to your basers. Trasher and Hulk said the same. But yet Tiny does what Tiny wants, cuz he is so fucking great at this game. Everyone who played agreed that Jerome shouldnt have sharked, what do you do? Shark him. The guy barely can find his rep keys. When u switched him to spid, he barely could kill sharks infront of him. Everyone agreed that u suck ass in terr, what do you do? Add yourself in terr. Pretty sure if u were there for TWDTD u would have played yourself again, to do what? Oh yea be the best 6* wb there is by going 4-10.
Guy shows late on TWDTJ, first thing he does is remove me (which I could understand cuz I am inconsistant as fuck in jav). You dont even got a clue who your players want to play with. All that matters is that our bigstar Tiny gets in the show.

[Stayon]

Tiny> YO check this guy out
(M.C.)> LOL want some popcorn?

These 2 make it happen.

While im mediating in between of them, I'm stuck with another man, a pickle kisser who calls himself a retard with his own logic. Okie Dokie.

Can we time lapse back to the past where relevant things happened?

[Tiny]

This is fun. You specced and I had to beg you to play. Not happening again. You're digging your own grave. There are other players to be had that wont be such a pain in the ass. I'm also sure the other caps will abandon the players they need to satisfy you.

[Major Crisis]

Refusing to play? Pretty sure I have played every base game. In jav/wb u didnt want me in. So dunno what u talking about. This guy so funny. I hope the three captains before u pick mythril, menelvagor and milosh so u dont get any of the players u want of FA.

[Tiny]

Your dumber than I thought u were. Your Beam like spirit amuses me. Refusing to play, toxic attitude in chat, and now publicly benching urself. Sweeet!

[Major Crisis]

Your a cool guy for flaming your captain on forums. High-five o/

Someone got mad.. Guy thinks he should play every league cuz he is captain. Prob thinks he is besides the self-claimed best 6* wb also the best 6* terr/baser. But we all know that half of TW would rather see Freespirit in terrier than Tiny.

Now he is going to bench me the rest of TWDT, or even trade me (other caps should not allow this).

[Stayon]

Good job League Operator!

Haha "Lag Force One" !! made me giggle, reminded me of so many people who magicly pulled abracadabra spikes during twl playoffs who went on to win those elusive medals on wbs and javs!! Staff, the unpaid labour but yet with a lovely but subjective heart, multiple times were using pirate paches!!

In another upset from team LF1, those mans sure are showing off their D- rated skills. Very Nostradamus like to be happening if you ask me!!

If you allow me some small suggestions..

Honorable Mention: Zizzo, who also contributed to all 3 wins, going 11-5, 13-8, and 59-25 to bring Silence to the top of the standings.
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Every player of the week was well atributed both weeks, and much like Zizzo, player "Stayon" last week deserved honorable mention contributing in all 3 wins, going 13-7 (taking 3 dookes out in 2vs4), 11-7 and 113-39.

Also to be considered to honorable mention, much like Cripple who got baser of the week last week, "Outkilled everyone in the least amount of time"..and just like Ease's mentioning on this review, who outkilled his playing field by 20, player "Stayon", outkilled his playing field by 33, with highest kill rate per minute outkilling every single player this sunday with a boring 110-39 in my book. Big up to papas Com and Matt for dropping dumps on a team with 8 sharks though.


Also, as mentioned last week, the same 4 teams continue their strong play, while the other 4 will fight for the other 2 spots. I still believe team Cres and Maketso, will survive, as team Baratheon likely to go 0-14 in dueling leagues, could either go 5-2 or 7-0 in base, amassing at most 7-14 (wouldn't be enough last year) and Skatarius competing for a max of 2/3 wins per league, standing at 1-5 already. Both are paying the price of i'd say whacky drafts. For these 4 teams show rates will be key.

Cres, Skatarius and Maketso have FA's first 3 picks, depending on who still signs up or not, giving that there's only 3 game changers in there, team Baratheon might be the one who loses here with a 5th round pick, and thus one more step closer to oblivion.

Again, tremendous job! Keep going hot!

[Tiny]

Your a cool guy for flaming your captain on forums. High-five o/

[Major Crisis]

It actually wasn't as bad as u made it sound, but I'll allow it since your need you daily shit on tiny dose.

True, it wasnt that bad.... Top 500 terr for sure.
Once again, if you think terring is about rushing into enemy to burst and port far away. Then yes you did a great job. You keep losing position because of it. But hey, you killed a spider or shark with it! Well done! The times you actually killed yourself/team with those actions are like 10 out of your 13 deaths.
You have made two mistakes that game, one was terring urself and the other was adding jerome. But hey, next week we are going to enjoy your terring again, yay!

[Tiny]

It actually wasn't as bad as u made it sound, but I'll allow it since your need you daily shit on tiny dose.