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[Turban]

sorry, but could I request you to remove that tinfoil hat off your head? these wild conspiracy theories are severely affecting your ability to reason with others, and this is far from the first time.

however it does seem like I do have to clear my name for the sake of integrity with cold hard facts.

regarding your first point about my show rates, I informed every captain in public multiple times about my potential show rates in the coming season and we are only one week into the season. there is no logical argument that can be made against me regarding my activity, and thus I condemn your false accusations and theories. the real life equivalent to this would be offering a contract to a player in football with a history of being extremely injury prone, but because he played one match perfectly fine—surely he will never get injured this season.

the bottom line is that you do not have access to my calendar and you do not know me in person. I can already say for a fact that I will not be able to show for the next three weeks for the 3 PM EST time slot, and that there is a fairly good chance that I might outright miss at least one full week. this is information I told every player and captain in public and still holds true to this day.

Ixador inquired me in team chat, which you can verify from your chat logs, asking for additional information regarding my activity rate where I once again repeated the same information I had already told the other captains. I will not make it to the 3 PM EST time slot—which is now starting to happen on a regular basis—and that I will potentially miss some weeks which may even include playoffs in worst case scenario. I simply can not guarantee to anyone that I can show to every match because it would have been a blatant lie.

I have already proven in the past that I am willing to play with anyone and on any team, and that is something that will never change. I do not have severe personality issues unlike some others who outright refuse to play unless they are picked by their best friends. I have absolutely no reason to lie about this matter.

now regarding your point about infrared, where you wildly have accused me of lying (yet again) about him and his show rates. I asked for his show rates and he pretty much said that it would be very unlikely that he would show even for me, and he does not enjoy the game at all anymore. it took a lot of convincing and outright begging to get him to show to one match, and I only did this because our team only had four people online at that time and desperately needed to find one more player to strengthen our current lineup. he had time for one match and had to go immediately after it ended. dreamwin had an auto message set up stating that he would likely not be able to show for the javelin time slots, but luckily he showed up at the last minute. could make some time to play.

I never told any captain that he would not show to games, in fact the only place I even spoke about him was in a private chat which had no captains aside from you, and I made a statement that he would not show to any games and felt bad for the captain that would draft him to his team.

.. which means you are partly correct about him. it would have been extremely unlikely that other captains would even get him to show to play a game or two because he is not an active player, and does not care at all about this game. it would not be an exaggeration to state that he will not show to a single match.

nevertheless he showed up for one match as a favor despite being busy, all while being largely overrated in terms of rating vs current ability, and had no impact on the game.

Trasher had asked for his show rates as well, and opted to not draft him into his team.

I am an internet troll, and I definitely have my flaws, but I still act professionally and with respect when it is necessary.

[Captain Lonestar]

Just chiming in to say I unfortunately don't have the pw to my main username Logain anymore. For those who don't remember me my main achievements is mvping go base as spider alot and co-founding sweet with my main men jones and vt. I'm rusty as fuck but I can defo hold my own in spider/shark. Don't bet on me for wb/jav for now though. If someone drafts me by accident I will try to show. Cheers fuckers

Ps. All hail apt

Pps. Riverside is a newb

[Vys]

You are comedy gold claushoisr. Do you even believe your own lies? This guy needs to go.

[Jessup]

Reference to ogrons closed thread he pulled off his e-shelf at home that contained all his prized copy and pasted comments....and this last one too...

[skyforger]

Just stop.

Instead of dissing members that are looking to fix this and sticking their neck out, please provide these forum PMs from me allegedly stalking you etc. that I requested few pages earlier. In fact any forum PM from me at all. Screenshots from your mailbox works.

If Ogron has not lied, I will withdraw my FA application and this is resolved then. If he lied, well...

Otherwise, big respect to Henry Saari and Turban for stepping up. It is safe to say that TW leagues will continue in a professional manner!

[ogron]

And for the record, Henry Saari is one of the least competent human beings to ever play this game, and the only reason TWDT last season wasn't a complete disaster was because I stepped in to help.

He initially had the league as follows:

1- The season was 3 weeks long
2- The final spot in the playoffs was going to be decided by a TW event like ?go zombies
3- He gave the job of TWDT ratings to Vys, who provided horrible ratings that everyone complained about nonstop, and giving himself 10/10/10. Henry then edited his own rating in base to be a 6-Star low-star spot. 6! A TWLB starter for years on Enemy playing in a spot designed for newbies to get play time.
4- He made making playoffs per league, which was a terrible idea
5- All his appeals decisions were completely nonsensical

He has a long history or delaying or refusing to sub in players in TSL when they playing on the opposing team, and subbing in overpowered illegal subs onto his own team, has used his Dean of Staff title to bully competent and intelligent mods who help the zone, and destroyed another zone once he became sysop, and made a Hall of Fame and put himself in it and left other good players out. He deleted the TWDT signup list, literally the one key thing you need to do all the work to make your own TWDT, the second I took over this season in an effort to kill TWDT coming back. He suffers greatly from the Dunning-Kruger effect.

I very much appreciate all the work he has done hosting over the years, and his activity and involvement. That should definitely not be understated. He's made a lot of positive contributions, and he doesn't seem like a troll or a bad guy. But he has no business being in upper staff or making decisions. He's a net asset to Trench Wars in the right role.

As for Turban, he fed Ixador some bullshit about his showrate to not get picked by him (just like Zidane) so he could get onto Dreamwin's team and be on a broken, overpowered team, and then told everyone Lifndor (aka infrared) would never ever show for a TWDT match, then picked him late and got him to show. The notion that there is some unbiased unicorn out there is absurd.

[Jessup]

Too bad i never posted anything dumb kess..... why u so fixated on me anyways?

[zidane]

just tell the baby to put people on ignore, shouldn't be banning people from a dead zone cause he dislikes someone. all he needs to do is be remotely pr0fessional but too stubborn

[kess]

Ban skyforger and jessups ability to post dumb shit in forums. Allow Skyforger in twdt, dont make it a big deal. Get claus doing yoga.

Allow us last players to enjoy a relaxing(possibly last) season without drama.

Boom tw is fixed

[skyforger]

Y’all can remove me now. *♀️

Geio banned from leagues for life in accordance to an insanely specific, predictive rule on the books©

Disclaimer: dis is a joke, dun ban

[Geio]

i love this game. Why was Major Crisis axed from staff? No offense but if Henry runs any form of Leagues. Y’all can remove me now. I don’t even like ogron anymore cause the little cunt let’s Ease troll him and wanted to make a 16 page paper about banning me. All that aside Ogron knows what it takes to make a successful league. Most of the time he’s spot on. I would however let skyforger play, he’s absolutely dog shit at all ships, and maybe is annoying but shouldn’t be refrained from playing. 👀👀👀👀👳🏿*♀️

[zidane]

skyforger going to be in FA whether you like it or not, so you should decide if being op is worth skyforger being in FA

[ogron]

I don’t know what planet you guys have been on, but as an unbiased person and someone who gets in jav in base to troll ogron, and pertaining to the skyforger thing only, this guy has done nothing but troll forums. As far as ogron abusing tsl, I don’t know about that and am not commenting on that, but on skyforger alone, I kind of side with ogron on this matter. The guy has been annoying as hell, borderline Jessup caliber, throwing gas on every fire that has started. He has been detrimental to every issue on the forums and I believe ogron on the matter of skyforger being a pain in the ass.

skyforger, you are doing nothing but adding negativity, pointless swearing and fuel to the fire on these forums....can you at least add some constructive opinions somewhere, just once? We get it; Ogron gave you a boo boo, now move on from it we don't need this ongoing witch hunt stretched out over weeks.

honestly, the only reason I wouldn't agree with Ogron perm banning you is because the zone is already low in population.

But literally 200 days later skyforger cant seem to skyforget the one time Ogron called him out and had some kinda mental breakdown. Its one thing to get upset, its another to hold a grudge (and be a toxic fuck) for like a whole year over some stupid video game drama

im pretty sure most players have had some kind of run in with Ogron or other players at some point but 99.99% of us get over it

the zone and the forums are kinda done with you and Sky's toxicity towards everything TSL/TWDT. We get it, claus is a corrupt dictator in your eyes, but can you please stop flooding the forums with troll, knee jerk reactions and ridiculous claims/demands.

This is exactly the point, a ban is the only thing that works with people acting like this.

Thix was an absolute monster in the 2014 TWDT season, and made my life hell. He did it exactly what Skyforger did, I banned him when he did this in 2015 (many said it was unfair/unjustified, like now), he howled at the moon, spammed forum posts, went to Sysops, etc. and no one saved him. A week after FA, everyone forgot about it, and had a good time.

Then TWDT 2016 I had no issues. Then the season after that he even capped Mortal to a championship and he was a delight to work with. Never had a problem in TWDT since.

Ditto TSL S1. Tons of issues, rage quits, ban evades, forum and messages. Banned. TSL 2 -- model citizen.

If Beasty had stepped in and saved Thix, I would have quit and never helped the zone again, because he never would have stopped, because he was empowered.

Qan stepping in to save him in TSL turned him into an absolute trolling cancer.

There's no way TSL Season 3 is happening with him emboldened even further, it's not tenable.

The reason there's an insanely specific, predictive rule on the books that matches skyforger's exact behavior is I've lived it before.

[Trasher]

I would like to nominate porkjet to take over.

As an esteemed member of the community, his skills in spaceship diplomacy will surely come useful in managing the league and the various eccentric and volatile personalities involved with it.

As his second in command I would nominate turban, for his valuable experience and for selflessly volunteering earlier in the thread.

Ogron will continue making graphics and hot or nots, while SkyForger will handle the audiovisual side of entertainment.

Henry Saari and Major Crisis will go get a drink and a smoke together, settle their differences, and start hosting TSL side by side like brothers. Jessup and Kess will join them later in the evening, and after one drink too many, confess their profound love for eachother.

Cres will be made forum moderator and granted the honorary title of Supreme Troll Master of SubSpace.

Zidane, Skullspace and Hellrazor will handle the marketing of SubSpace Continuum (enhanced Steam edition) and undoubtedly bring many nostalgia hungry hipsters in, reviving the game's dwindling playerbase.

Now let us set aside our differences and work towards a common goal, and usher in a golden age for this ancient relic of a game that we still inhabit.

[Crescent Seal]

GoT reference update:

Ogron = Cersei Lannister - current corrupt mudafka on iron throne
Zidane = Jaime Lannister - starting 2 break free
Jessup = Khaleesi - the breaker of chains and mother of dragons
Skyforger = Imp - gr8 advisor/hand 2 Khaleesi seeking revenge
Henry Saari = Jon Snow - the king in da north is emerging to take da throne
Glyde = Reek - warned