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I'm traveling all week, so will take awhile to get everything up. Aiming for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Paddington vs. Fish
50-43
Tiny (13-10) and Zidane (11-8), in unexpected fasion, led their team despite being javs, as Paddington took down Fish, with Lasenza, Spectacular, and Cream of Clapton putting up solid scores in support.
For Magikarp Inc., vys (15-10) and morph (13-10) did serious work, but their teammates were eating ass the entire round, negging horribly.
HOT: Tiny (13-10)
HOT: Vys (15-10)
HOT: morph (13-10)
NOT: Zizzo (3-10). Zizzo couldn't hit the backside of a barn, and destroyed his team's chances of a W with a horrendous round. The only time Zizzo is HOT is when surrounded by male penises, ie in a Finnish sauna.
Haze vs. Win or Die
50-49
There were a few incredibly close matches this week, as Haze edged WoD by 1 kill, as Ra (8-9) won the match as the last man standing.
Haze had dele (12-10), zapata (13-10), and felix (11-10) lead the way, while Lockdown (6-10) rode their coattails despite being a 9-Star.
Poseidon (13-10), Wirah (12-10), bitsaver (13-10), and Racka (10-10) were solid, but Cape (1-10) completely fucked them with one of the all-time worst performance in TWDT history (right up there with his 17 death terr performances in the 2011 dt-b finals which will haunt me forever).
HOT: Ra (last man standing)
NOT: Cape (1-10), Like a crackwhore, Cape is an expert at letting people down, and suffered from a serious talent withdrawal, as his hands shook worse than Donald Trump at a G20 summit.
Mist vs. Pirates
50-38
Pineapple Express (15-7) had the game of his life on Sunday, leading Biet, Flew, Fram, and Tripin (11-8) to the win.
For the losing side, Beam (11-10) went plus despite starting the season 0-14, an incredible feat of winlessness.
Pirates couldn't get much going with Henry, JB Inc, Murder, Mythril, and skynewbie doing badly.
HOT: Pineapple Express (15-7)
NOT: Skyforger (3-6). One of the legendary 6 forum stalkers I'm blessed to have follow me around while volunteering in a player-run game, Skyforger continued his lifelong streak of being terrible at this game, and bolstering his credentials as a future Stormtrooper.
He's been hunting me in elim for 5 months straight, proving how sad and pathetic his life is. It must be nice to be so terrible at this game that you have no chance at ranking and can stalk people full-time. I hope you can find full-time employment making mud bricks in Estonia, instead of dedicating your life to trying and failing to ruin my elim scores.
Lag & Luck vs. Gryffindor
50-43
Self-proclaimed running piece of shit Burnt (16-6) successfully spent his Sunday lobbing off-screen and running for 21 minutes, as L&L strayed and lagged to make up for their talent deficit in warbird, as Cripple, Trasher, Ardour, and JAMAL.
Ogron (12-10) led Gryffindor, successfully knocking out JAMAL with 3 quick kills at the 10 minute mark, giving Spezza (11-10), Dak, Commodo, and Banks a 5v4 edge, but the team fell apart dying to strays chasing running bozos for an eternity.
Missing half their starting line didn't help, either.
HOT: Burnt (16-6)
NOT: Banks (4-10). Banks looked like he was playing Asteroids out there, shooting every possible rock in sight instead of the enemy.
Paddington vs. Lag & Luck
50-43
Lasenza (18-7) went super saiyan to take down the appropriately named Lag & Luck, alongside lil Gohan aka Zidane (14-9), as the duo carried a bunch of negging dookiemons in Eric Clapton, Spectacular, Exalt, and Tiny.
Exalt somehow still hasn't managed more than 5 kills in a round. Impressive!
Burnt (13-10) and Cripple (14-10) were recalcitrant, but couldn't hold down the fort with Doughnut, JAMAL, Trasher, and Ardour negging.
HOT: Lasenza (18-7)
HOT: Zidane (14-9)
HOT: Cripple (14-10)
NOT: Ardour (1-6). Like a groundhog, Ardour only pops his head out for TWDT, before going back underground and doing nothing come TWL. It's only Week 3, but TWDT-only egos are already in full bloom, and it's great to see all the players in spec when TWL Finals roll around flexing like they're Arnold in Gold's Gym.
Gryffindor vs. Mist
50-28
Spezza (14-7) led Gryffindor to the W, ahead of Dak (10-5), Ogron (10-6), Commodo (9-5), and Yeh (7-5), as they blew Mist out of the water.
Everyone on the losing side negged.
HOT: Spezza (14-7)
HOT: Dak (10-5)
NOT: Fram (2-7) and BIET (2-7). No doubt playing from the same retirement home, their treeflexes let them down as they combined for 4-14.
Haze vs. Pirates
50-43
Haze put in a balanced performance to get the win, as Ra (12-7), delectable (12-10), Lockdown, Felix, and Zapata got the win.
Mythril (11-10), Singer (11-10), and Murder (10-10) were solid, but Beam, Major Crisis and skyforger sunk them.
HOT: Ra (12-7)
NOT: skyforger (0-4). You'd think someone who has spent years stalking me would have picked up a WB move or two, but apparently not. Skyforger racks up more doughnuts than a Police precinct.
Win or Die vs. Fish
50-44
Wirah (15-8) led WoD to the victory with a strong performance, while Poseidon (10-7) impressed in his debut, ahead of Cape, Racka (11-10), and bitsaver.
For Fish, Vys (15-10) was on top of his game, but got no help outside of Bacon (10-10)
HOT: Wirah
HOT: Vys
NOT: Myollnir (1-6). Less Thor's Hammer, more Loki's pencil dick. The only thing you're qualified to swing around is your resume, since you'll probably be on another team by the time I finish this sentence.
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