HOT OR NOT -- WEEK 2

[ogron]

Disclaimer:

This is for entertainment purposes only.

Dozens of players asked for the return of Hot or Not, and I said no. They tried to bribe me, but I have far too much intregity, so I said no. Then they doubled their offer, and awayyyyy we goooo!

DO NOT read this if you are sensitive. There's a lot of new and returning players, and if you're unfamiliar with Hot or Not, I'm going to be ripping into everyone all season. If you're expecting fair and balanced treatment, you're in the wrong place.

I'm going to be as mean as possible, which is what the people want. Nay, demand. I'm catering to you the reader, not the player. Due to the insane volume of games (30 per week), I've had to create sheets that automate as much as possible to reduce the workload. This means that Hot or Not is only available in Google Docs format. I haven't found a way to successfully convert them into anything else. Sorry!


TWDT 2022 HOT OR NOT

[RaCka]

GOAT HON WRITER! This is amazing man

[kado]

Wowzers dude!! WOOOO nice write-up my. keep those magical fingers going

[SNOOPiE]

Amazing stuff man, keep it up / Your favorite mascot

[Zeebu]

ahahahahaa, the extra flavor on dak's not was perfect

[ogron]

ahahahahaa, the extra flavor on dak's not was perfect

haha, ya, that was my favorite one too

[Rough]

Good write up… I took out 6 people (1v6) in the closing seconds…yikes.

[Vehicle]

Awesome HoN as always!

That play from Rough was absolute *chefs kiss*, what a monster. All him indeed.

The new cram really seems to be doing its job and the prospect of a team having a starting warbird (in Treyway and vys) is evidence of its success. It's also worth noting that 8 teams are 2-2 in base, which is awesome and says something about the quality of the draft.

From the four games I've played, it feels like specials have a more active role than they did with the narrow cram. From a shark's perspective, the games are definitely more fun and dynamic, I'm just surprised there haven't been more shark bombs clearing crams.

Edit: Also, I died at the Rucci milk carton.

[renzi]

“Spectacular and nightowl are human beings with keyboards and were present.” LOOOL I’m dead

[Dwopple]

Another great HoN writeup, oggie!

The base games have definitely felt more balanced this season, and all 4 of ours have been fun to play.

[zidane]

Great stuff

Power sounding off bat signal to the ZU/Riverside !!

[Warthog]

Thanks Ogron these are hilarious!

[Rab]

NOT: Super Bowl

[squirtle17]

God bless Ogron. These were very entertaining to read.