HOT OR NOT -- WEEK 4

[ogron]

Disclaimer:

This is for entertainment purposes only.

Dozens of players asked for the return of Hot or Not, and I said no. They tried to bribe me, but I have far too much intregity, so I said no. Then they doubled their offer, and awayyyyy we goooo!

DO NOT read this if you are sensitive. There's a lot of new and returning players, and if you're unfamiliar with Hot or Not, I'm going to be ripping into everyone all season. If you're expecting fair and balanced treatment, you're in the wrong place. I'm going to be as mean as possible, which is what the people want. Nay, demand. I'm catering to you the reader, not the player.


TWDT 2022 HOT OR NOT

[Warthog]

Look, I don't ask for much in life but when I crash and burn and my name is Warthog, I EXPECT A GOOD ROASTING. I formally implore you to leverage some of the following go forward:

• Why'd WOD lose? "Porque"
• After Warthog's performance it looks like WOD is having roasted pork tonight
• WOD got Spam instead of Ham out of warthog this week
• If I were in charge I'd chop some pork tonight

I'm not saying they write themselves but... I encourage others to give it a go.

[Dwopple]

MEEP MEEP

[RaCka]

OGRON WITH ANOTHER BANGER

[Best]

Loool great writeup Oggie.. U really are the goat HoN writer!

Few things:

How dare you steal my boyfriend Siaxis when the only mandem tandem is us? Guess you can have him on Sundays dude 😂

P.s. saiyan is a great friend of mine that i love.. stop spreading a false narrative lol we just love to shoot the shits...

Thx for the write up dude <3

[SNOOPiE]

100% lmao!!

[Tanzu]

Loool great writeup Oggie.. U really are the goat HoN writer!

Few things:

How dare you steal my boyfriend Siaxis when the only mandem tandem is us? Guess you can have him on Sundays dude 😂

P.s. saiyan is a great friend of mine that i love.. stop spreading a false narrative lol we just love to shoot the shits...

Thx for the write up dude <3

LOL man's got snatched up like a purse in malvern alie? HOLY the tandem man 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Zeebu]

what color dragon u want bruh

[Tanzu]

what color dragon u want bruh

Easy there Dudley 🤣 🤣

[Rasaq]

Look, I don't ask for much in life but when I crash and burn and my name is Warthog, I EXPECT A GOOD ROASTING. I formally implore you to leverage some of the following go forward:

• Why'd WOD lose? "Porque"
• After Warthog's performance it looks like WOD is having roasted pork tonight
• WOD got Spam instead of Ham out of warthog this week
• If I were in charge I'd chop some pork tonight

I'm not saying they write themselves but... I encourage others to give it a go.

So I was right! It was the old dude from Twisted Metal.

[Warthog]

So I was right! It was the old dude from Twisted Metal.

100% where I got the name!