never underestimate the power of proper planning...

[Subjugation]

much funnier than a heroin overdose!

[Jason]

Stupidity is too stupid to know any bounds.

[Jeansi]

If I'm not mistaken there was some guy who actually did this with a nailgun. Glues the trigger so that it shoots once the pressure sensitive tip is touched, then nailed his feet and one hand and then put the machine into a holder that he made for the purpose.
Someone went trough a lot of trouble, that's for sure.