Oh no! What do I do if ...

[TelC@t]

I see a little birdy shitted on my neighbour's clothes?

Do I:

a) Shoot the birdie

b) Encourage it by throwing a small piece of bacon towards it

c) Catch the birdie and hold it in my hand then molest it furiously

d) Do nothing, it's just a damn chicken like creature that is too small and skinny for my dinner

[Dameon Angell]

e. point and laugh

[Gedeon]

f) Post it on the forums for us to apreciate that wonderful adventure you experienced

[StackOverflow]

g) shit on the birdie.

[ZeUs!!]

h) give it some porn

[Rion.]

i) Weasel it. $$

[Villainous]

j) shut the fuck up.

[cundor]

k) give cundor a call so he'll come with his bird and the two birds will have sex

[Mr. Peanuts]

l) jump out of the window to catch the birdie, from the attic.

[eehh]

m) close your noisehole

[Da1andonly]

n) simply die

[uranium]

o) rgasm on it....

[An UnKnOwN KiLLa]

p) eat sandturkies!

[sixtoo]

I see a little birdy shitted on my neighbour's clothes?

Do I:

a) Shoot the birdie

b) Encourage it by throwing a small piece of bacon towards it

c) Catch the birdie and hold it in my hand then molest it furiously

d) Do nothing, it's just a damn chicken like creature that is too small and skinny for my dinner

be the good girl your mother raised you to be, make me some chicken wings! an hold the soy

[Sarien]

q) Cry for hours and hours on end while thinking about the depravity of avians.