A Song for elim

[Kid Kaos]

When I walk in the room they can hear necks snappin
They be runnin in all directions cause they hear and fear dope rappin
Keep it cracken,
Funky Fresh in the flesh
Located in the club rollin some herbs
Got a brand new meaning for the same old simple verbs
Ya thats right, it might seem plain at times
People be cappin bout how I express the same rymes
Well fuck what you think, dont take a sip out my drink
Its all mine, yes its all mine but I let others peep it sometimes
Just take a quick glance
But watch out for what you see
You may just be, part of the hip hop revolutionary
They might doubt it, but whats doubt without truth
Masta Don's got the bat
Ready to nock your belief out tha park like babe ruth
I see it too much
Sixtoo fucked with me, and left hangin on a crutch
Do not touch, what you deffinantly cannot grasp
Six, who you be playing for a fool?
Da kid is not known as an MTV Media rap tool

[sixtoo]

When I walk in the room they can hear necks snappin
They be runnin in all directions cause they hear and fear dope rappin
Keep it cracken,
Funky Fresh in the flesh
Located in the club rollin some herbs
Got a brand new meaning for the same old simple verbs
Ya thats right, it might seem plain at times
People be cappin bout how I express the same rymes
Well fuck what you think, dont take a sip out my drink
Its all mine, yes its all mine but I let others peep it sometimes
Just take a quick glance
But watch out for what you see
You may just be, part of the hip hop revolutionary
They might doubt it, but whats doubt without truth
Masta Don's got the bat
Ready to nock your belief out tha park like babe ruth
I see it too much
Sixtoo fucked with me, and left hangin on a crutch
Do not touch, what you deffinantly cannot grasp
Six, who you be playing for a fool?
Da kid is not known as an MTV Media rap tool

nice keystrokes, thought out nahh? good stuff man I like it, fit well in a song somewhere... if you like battling man, you should check out www.sohh.com
OPEN MIC FORUM - don't leave me hangin like logic ( white bread )

[Audit]

Not bad either of you. You get the golf clap. But sorry I have to take you both out. <3 to both before I handle this.

Kid calls himself the Masta Don
But I don't need some gay ass name
All I gotta do is spit cause I'm the sickest in this game
To me this shit's like fire and I'm the eternal flame.

Then I look a little higher up
And see sixtoo talkin about fucking kid's slut
While he was takin it in the butt
He had to though
Cause they call him the rump buster
A nasty cock lovin mothafucker
The professional penis sucker.

Then we come to myself
They call me Audit or the man
If you want me to come hard
I'll spit shit too complex for you to understand
I'll watch you sink deeper in like quicksand
Your sweetness flatters me
But your lyrics will never shatter me
If you wanna try to battle me
I'll drop your ass like an Iraqi
A fake MC
With no talent or skills
You just thnk your tight cause your on fucking pills
And you think that doing drugs makes you ill
Like every kid that's seen 8 Mile lately
You think you can rhyme two words together and now you spttin greatly
I'm too legit to hear the bullshit
That's comin from your lips
I'll tear your limbs out from sockets
Then step back and say my name
Remember it cause you can't stop it.


Not my A-Game shit but whatever works.
Someone get me now
I'll be waiting.

[Kid Kaos]

WOah woah woah, Hold on just a second
I thought this shit was just for fun, but you tried to make it real
So the Masta Don gonna tear you up, with no time to heal
Flesh wounds, with fresh toons
This Bay Area shit Audit, aint no neptunes
So keep your mediocre Orange county bullshit out of my face
Like A blunt ill rip ya so hard you thought the weed was laced
I keep it on tha low low, im 6 feet from the ground
Got them underground nouns the meaning of which is so profound
Realize the Don Masta sniffs out pussy like a blood hound
Audit, Dont be surprised man if my nose ends up your bitches skirt
Now im fuckin from behind, ass in the air and her heads in the dirt
Please dont get mad man, you put this onto yourself
Got much love, but I collect MC's heads up on my shelf

[sixtoo]

audit
_____

watch me provide catchy one lines
write em down audit, I'll let you steal em you can do that
that way you make more sense instead of sounding like your typing with your cock in your hand
I'll insite experiences you only wish you did/kid
I'll chew you up just to spit you out
take you on an expidition just to see you flow
but your rap audit sounds old, trust me when I say this bro ya keystyles cold
I gotta rhyme book your weak ass couldn't close

[sixtoo]

kaos
______

Honestly to make it a fact I'll put in syntax/
THat it will be a bloody murder front page in black text/
Fakes I kill I hold a non-objective vendetta/
Always a competitor no needed extinction agenda/
Render fools spellbound clueless of the words I spit/
Better go retro Hammer and keep your promise legit/
Cause I rip rippers who pull paper triggers/
Your verbal murders? where's the proof? where's your figgas?/
cali-west-I'll answer your question u have none/
And your paper is useless I'll crumble your gun/
Like a freeranged prostitute I'll suck up your funds/
Got no time to deal with petty lost ones/

look kaos you wack, so i'll give you far rep...
ya skills is just like a location not there yet...
how i'm gone take you serious when you reppin joke...
man you chase a rap career is a waste of time just like ya post...
call him Echoed for his repeditive wackness...
I'm reppin the dirty south, like flip, the money you make in a year, I keep that in my pocket

[Kid Kaos]

Six says hes reppin the south but it says hes from Niagra
Who you playin foo? Yo bitch told me u use viagra
MC's like you be asking all the same questions
No need to provide answers, so tell me, whos the man?
I know I got a spot on the dream team I own like Jordan
But like a black cat in the night, im an unseen creature
I enslave bitches like you, they call me the mind reaper
Ill take out your syntax
And resend you some anthrax
I get kinda Jhivey when im drunk off a little Jin
You dont like it say hello to my little friend
Ra Ta Tat tatta no it really dont matta
When you see me round the block ya fake niggas gonna scatta
Im not a bad rapper, im the rapper gone bad
But these want-to-be MC's always claim to be better then Jay-Z
Fuck a Jay-Z all the way down to a Slim Shady
Ill wreck both them joints they thought I was a joke
And I think Audit n Six just went to Vegas to elope
Im tellin ya boy, their aint no hope
I got battle scars im too dangerous so they put me behind bars
But like the Maryland sniper, ill fuck you up from afar
Im no 50-cent I dont rap fo money
Ill spill some silly shit just so you react funny
Six you gatta confess, you 18 with a motha fuckin beer belly
Audit gets no pussy cause his motha fuckin balls aint hairy
I get all them bitches even thought my motha fuckin farts are smelly
I cant help it man ITS ONLY NATURAL
Just like when these fools get serv'd
I dont say u suck
I say you punks just got Verb'd

[sixtoo]

very nice piece kid! *claps*

I gotta head to work, but goin to drop some lines Q dropped on me along while ago that were pretty sick..

I got a few issues to address
so get ya tissues when it hits you you'll regress
Run, Come tell me Six "I feel blessed,
to hear your verse is certainly DA BEST"
Gives ya cardiac arrest like the next mc who come tes'
and decrees
He got da most steel n smokez keyz
NI66a PLEASE
Ya keel over wif a light breeze
With the right squeeze to ya knees like Spock
CourtDog chokin' on muh log cock
Like a pro
Damn bro, where'd ya learn to blow like a porn ho?
Watch it go, right down to da sack
GIve a jack n blast a nut all over ya ball cap
Im all that wit a phat pair of sneakers
Copped em last week when i thiefed johnz speakers
All yo flows that ya showin, gettin' weaker
Your future's lookin' bleaker
So dont even try this sixty two foot freaker
Ima GO cuz ya wastin' muh breath
So I can save it for some rappers wif DEPTH

Courtdog ASSumes dat he's the only one livin in tha city fumes,
Sittin in tha sh1tty rooms above the landromat,
Well Ive gone thru dat
An' rapped songs to match
Scratchin' out a livin wifout an ounce a cash
My hopes dashed by a cruel hard city
Turned muh life gritty, i lost muh sense of self pity
While u pretty boy "gangstaz" come frontin'
Witcha chains n ya FUBU n ya "blunt'n"
Hear ya gruntin' "Yooz the hardest ni66a evah"
But ya finger's never seen a trigga in bad weather
You lads better jus' step the fu<k back
Before ya git capped, head hacked off an' packed in muh knapsack
You cant even rap jack
Your jus'bein laughed at and you cant grasp the fact that your flow blows
Only way courtdog wins is wif NO SHOWS
See him in SLOW MO, when his face starts cryin'
His nose grows like PInnochios when he's lyin'
an' tryin' to claim he's so hard
But Six2 owns his city, his hometown and his boulevard.

[Zeta_burn]

ya cant spell CRAP without RAP

[sixtoo]

your just jealous because we have hair on our balls an your still waitin to peep one with a mircroscope

[Kid Kaos]

I diss, and then lyrically dismiss
I thought you knew this
Guess thats why they say ignorance is bliss
You ignoramus, I heard you like to stick bananas up your anus
Why did ya think that hoe left you?
She saw the truth and came cryin to me
So I said to her she can have my dick, it aint nuthin
Just last night I taught yer mom the real meaning behind Motha fuckin
But oh no its time for me to go
Maybe one day I will finish this retarted flow
But for the time being six, think before you type
Cause the next lyrics you write, just might be your final flight.

[ZeUs!!]

Its cheating! He lives on da westside..

You've just hit on one of the longest running jokes on the forums... he doesn't

[Kid Kaos]

And how do you know this Zeus? Who the fuck do you think you are, oh thats right another forum nerd staff member. Shut your face you piece of shit. I live in Fremont California about 20 minutes out of Oakland, bitch.

[M A D]

Haha those was awsome

[ZeUs!!]

And how do you know this Zeus?

I know this because if you did live on da weside then you would say that you did, rather than say BUT YOU'VE GOT NO PROOF THAT I DON'T LIVE ON DA WESIDE!