Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

In the beginning...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • In the beginning...

    *Clears throat*



    We are now approaching flag room,

    And for all the people back in base,

    The crew of frequency one has a message,

    That we would like to send to you.



    In the beginning, God created the Trench and the War.

    And the Trench was without lameness and X.

    And boredom was on the face of the flag.

    And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the radar.

    And God said, "Let there be Weasels."

    And there were Weasels. And God saw the Weasels.

    And they were good.

    And God divided the newbs from the leet vets.

    ---

    [Inspired by "VNV Nation - Genesis", which has samples of the Apollo 8 speech. :|]
    G[y]Ro> omfg
    G[y]Ro> u nerds
    G[y]Ro> NERDS
    G[y]Ro> ALL OF U

  • #2
    :/

    Stfu...kthx!

    Comment


    • #3
      That was quite unnecessary :|
      G[y]Ro> omfg
      G[y]Ro> u nerds
      G[y]Ro> NERDS
      G[y]Ro> ALL OF U

      Comment


      • #4
        Was there any point in that? Utterly useless...

        Comment


        • #5
          newb
          Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
          apt>yes u can wtf
          apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
          apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
          apt>so i dont miss the toilet
          Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
          apt>na
          apt>ill show you pictures
          apt>next time I masturbate

          Comment


          • #6
            Useless Crap? o.o

            Comment


            • #7
              And Rodge saw it was all good as normal, and moved it to Useless Crap!
              Greets,
              Roger

              Comment


              • #8
                in the beginning, god created earth in science.
                and in the end, there was the sound of the drums......

                ok, thats shit. religions a load of shit anyway.
                ...

                Comment


                • #9
                  <----- unrealistic
                  i love you man!
                  Throughout time, there’s been
                  crimes, throughout our history
                  But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                  Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                  Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                  Come on my countrymen
                  Come on and take a stand
                  Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                  the Wenger bus is coming
                  and all the kids are running
                  from London to Manchester
                  cos he's a child molester


                  fuck islam

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Ah, weasels.
                    The pleasure's all mine.

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X