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    Holy crap...

    There were pictures of another big spider back on the forum several months ago, but it wasn't as big as this sucker. God, I'm glad they don't exist here. That's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
    dong burger

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    I hear they run upwards of 40mph and scream when they attack and can leap walls 7 feet tall and they work in packs and are camouflage and can breathe underwater and have an impenitrable scarab like caraspace that they can retract their limbs/head in in the event they were to get crushed and the only way to kill them is to drop them in a bucket of nitroglycerin and shatter them into a million pieces with a baseball bat and scattering the frozen pieces around the globe (if possible, shoot the particles into space) as, like the t-1000, this spider is made out of liquid nitrogen and will form back together if not completely decimated.
    Animol> the solution for crimelization is openetion of heartization
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    • #3
      Don't forget they piss on your face when you are sleeping.
      dong burger

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      • #4
        Don't forget that they also latch onto camels stomachs in the desert and eat through their stomach until their intestines fall out.
        sdg

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        • #5
          Those are freaking huge omg

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          • #6
            Originally posted by triceratops
            I hear they run upwards of 40mph and scream when they attack and can leap walls 7 feet tall and they work in packs and are camouflage and can breathe underwater and have an impenitrable scarab like caraspace that they can retract their limbs/head in in the event they were to get crushed and the only way to kill them is to drop them in a bucket of nitroglycerin and shatter them into a million pieces with a baseball bat and scattering the frozen pieces around the globe (if possible, shoot the particles into space) as, like the t-1000, this spider is made out of liquid nitrogen and will form back together if not completely decimated.
            a;ldjkfasklaf...HAHAHAHA! dude, that was funny. yea, it's a little bit embelished from what i found also.

            i found this link about urban myths regarding the camel-toed spider.

            http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

            PS: darius, your avatar kicks super punk ass. greatest punk band evah....

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            • #7
              Imagin you're having your daily walk through the desert and suddenly you're being attacked by 3 of those camelspiders. You'll never survive it! NEVER!
              I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Darius Winds
                Don't forget they piss on your face when you are sleeping.
                Hey that happened to me last year , I was sleeping at my friend's house and when I woke up, one of my eyes was bigger than the other. And it was itching. I kinda freaked out, when I came back home my mom said it was some spider who pissed on my face and that my eye would come back to normal in a few days. I looked like a freak for 2-3days, it sucked. I dunno if the spider pissed or just bitten me, but let's say it pissed on me lol
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by cundor
                  Imagin you're having your daily walk through the desert and suddenly you're being attacked by 3 of those camelspiders. You'll never survive it! NEVER!
                  ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooooooo scary
                  Thank god where I live the biggest spider can be ridded with a rolled up newspaper.
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                  • #10
                    Yeah.. Theyre sexeh, and they taste good too.
                    MusLimStuDiO1> Italian girls are hot
                    Jesus = Terrorist> Yeah, even with their hairy mustaches.

                    MusLimStuDiO1> So aren't all animals technically nude???
                    Skeptical> No you may not rape them.
                    MusLimStuDiO1> LoL.. DamN

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                    • #11
                      that same picture was in the newspaper called Daily News O_o...

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