How much can you drink alcohol?

[Malladrin]

ive decided that i realy like rum, i was wondering if you guys could give me some imput on "good brands that are smooth and yummy" or somthing,, hehe cuz there seriously must be 20 different brands at the liquer store.

Whatever you do, do not ever fucking buy bacardi. It's the worst of the bad Rums out there, maybe the 8 year one is good, haven't tried it though.

Rums I like are:
Saint James: Rhum Vieux, or Royal Ambre
Flor de Caña: A Nicaraguan brand, the 7 and 12 year are good ones.
Havana Club: 8 or 15 year, got really surprised when I tasted these, they are quite good, much better than I thought they would be.

Rums not to buy:
Bacardi-crap, Negrita <- awful

[Pan]

I am a loser because all I drink is wine. Any wine you named I've probaly tried. I like scotch too. I am not really a alcholoic because who goes to a bar to get drunk on wine? I am more of a relaxed laid back guy that sips his wine while I see my friends get drunk on jagermeister and vodka. I am the designated driver of my crew of friends.

[Dark Commando]

If anyone here drinks coolers...

[Subjugation]

its like this: belgium have really good beer

uh, i had some duvel last week. i dunno if it's one of the better belgian beers, maybe one of you guys can tell me. but it was fucking amazing.

[Verthanthi]

I don't drink anything without a parathol.

[Subjugation]

thtoppp it, thilly!

[Facetious]

Rums:
Captain Morgan: really sweet-tasting, its nice because you can chug it out of the bottle practically like water, and it sucks because the more times you puke from drinking it, the more intolerable it gets, taste-wise

Bacardi Dry or whatever (the clear kind, forget what it's called): definitely not my favorite, it's pretty bad for shots, but pretty good for mixing with coke or whatever, although I hate mix drinks usually

Bacardi Gold: a good deal better for shots than the clear kind, but worse in mix drinks

Shitty rum: in general, the clear kind is better than the dark kind, but if youre drunk enough already, you cant tell the difference, so youd may as well drink cheap shit

More expensive than Bacardi or Captain Morgan: Who the fuck buys expensive rum? Not me.

Basically, if you're already trashed, and you want to drink something, you're probably going to be fine, whether it's cheap rum, or grey goose. If you're looking to just take shots, I'd suggest Captain, and if you're looking to make mix drinks, whatever's cheapest between Bacardi and Captain is probably fine.

edit: i wrote the word called as "cald".... what the fuck
edit2: instead of writing "i hate mix drinks usually" i wrote "i had mix drinks usually"
edit3: rum tip: this sounds disgusting, but i swear it tastes kind of like creamsicles: mix captain morgan with sunkist orange drink. if you put too much captain in its kind of gross, but if you mix it right its not bad.

[Sleepy Weasel]

Verthanthi I better see you drunk off your ass on the slope tomorrow or you're a failure as a freshman. That's how things work around here.

[abrasion]

I dont understand why people drink....but not enough in order to get drunk. Thats just plain fuckin stupid. Its a waste of alcohol, a waste of money, and more or less a waste of time.

Getting drunk isn't a side affect of "your favorite beverage," it IS the affect. Thats like smoking cigarettes. Waste of money, time, and lungs. Buy some weed.

[sixtoo]

I stoped going out to get retarded years ago, but when I do go out, I usually double fist ( an irish thing ) until I'm on my second piss.. then I'll slow down
by the end of the night we put fire to an olympic torch an you better believe it burns right up until I butt it out

[Noah]

If I wanna go shitfaced I'll just bong 16-18 beers and then I'll just drink pure vodka untill I barf at some1 and pass out.. I never have any idea of the vodka amounts