This was orginally made for the Sk8 forum and im pretty sure some of you have seen it before. Somebody sed it might be a fun idea to put it over here for the amusement and enlightment of a bigger audicence of nerds and virgins.
(If it gets deleted the mod who did it will be harassed for virginism)
Lession 1.
The penis.
The penis is the male reproduction organ. When god made the penis he was fucking drunk and decided to screw all boys over so he made the ugliest piece of wank ever created in the nature. Ohwell, deal with it.
The penis ranges from about 5" (underground) to about 15" (me ofc). The size of your penis is a scale often used to measure manhood and coolness. Thus underground sux and i rock \o/
Anyway. The penis`s most sensitive areas are the head and shaft. If rubbed/licked etc. the penis will after a while (4 seconds if ur under and about 4 hours if your me) shoot out a load called SEMEN. THe semen is the stuff that runs inside the vagina (lesson 2 tomorrow) and finds the egg and decides, hey lets take a dive into that egg and make babies.
Lesson 2 tomorrow THE VAGINA.
Today: The VAGINA.
The vagina is the FEMALE reproduction organ and something 99% of you virgin nerds have neverever seen in real life, and no you havent seen a vagina if youve walked in on your mom or sister showering. First of all, most vaginas do not look like those in the porn mags or on the net. Most girls nowadays do shave (my experiences anyway, if your an arab im pretty sure you have diffrent views on that) but youll have to look for quite a while if you want those perfect "hamburger" shaped vaginas as they usually are made by plastic surgery.
BUT this doesnt neccessary make them less elite as regular vaginas are HUNDRED AND FIFTHTEEN TIMES MORE WET than the outfucked sluts from the porn mags.
THe most sensitive place on the vagina is the clitoris. (') <- if thats a vagina the dot there is aprox. where the clitoris is placed. Rubbing will make the hoe feel good.
Just too clearify a few points to you nerds:
No, you do not fuck her urinepipe, the urine comes from a tiny whiny hole inside the vagina and if your penis fits in there, there is no hope whatsoever of you getting laid after the first one, words spread like anthrax in america.
The pooper is further down and even if your "cool" friends have told "sick" stories about when they "accidently" penetrated the wrong hole, that does not happend unless your a fucking moron or your so drunk you cant tell if its a rodent or a girl your having sex with.
TOMORROW:
SEX VOL.1
(If it gets deleted the mod who did it will be harassed for virginism)
Lession 1.
The penis.
The penis is the male reproduction organ. When god made the penis he was fucking drunk and decided to screw all boys over so he made the ugliest piece of wank ever created in the nature. Ohwell, deal with it.
The penis ranges from about 5" (underground) to about 15" (me ofc). The size of your penis is a scale often used to measure manhood and coolness. Thus underground sux and i rock \o/
Anyway. The penis`s most sensitive areas are the head and shaft. If rubbed/licked etc. the penis will after a while (4 seconds if ur under and about 4 hours if your me) shoot out a load called SEMEN. THe semen is the stuff that runs inside the vagina (lesson 2 tomorrow) and finds the egg and decides, hey lets take a dive into that egg and make babies.
Lesson 2 tomorrow THE VAGINA.
Today: The VAGINA.
The vagina is the FEMALE reproduction organ and something 99% of you virgin nerds have neverever seen in real life, and no you havent seen a vagina if youve walked in on your mom or sister showering. First of all, most vaginas do not look like those in the porn mags or on the net. Most girls nowadays do shave (my experiences anyway, if your an arab im pretty sure you have diffrent views on that) but youll have to look for quite a while if you want those perfect "hamburger" shaped vaginas as they usually are made by plastic surgery.
BUT this doesnt neccessary make them less elite as regular vaginas are HUNDRED AND FIFTHTEEN TIMES MORE WET than the outfucked sluts from the porn mags.
THe most sensitive place on the vagina is the clitoris. (') <- if thats a vagina the dot there is aprox. where the clitoris is placed. Rubbing will make the hoe feel good.
Just too clearify a few points to you nerds:
No, you do not fuck her urinepipe, the urine comes from a tiny whiny hole inside the vagina and if your penis fits in there, there is no hope whatsoever of you getting laid after the first one, words spread like anthrax in america.
The pooper is further down and even if your "cool" friends have told "sick" stories about when they "accidently" penetrated the wrong hole, that does not happend unless your a fucking moron or your so drunk you cant tell if its a rodent or a girl your having sex with.
TOMORROW:
SEX VOL.1
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