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Just post some jokes that you think are funny what not... Just feel like getting a laugh off of somthing... 
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Heres my joke :-D
The Big date
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday Night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event. the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never made love before, so he takes a trip to the pharmascist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "OH, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
10 minutes pass, still no movment from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."
<Sorry if a repeat thread>
Heres my joke :-D
The Big date
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday Night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event. the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never made love before, so he takes a trip to the pharmascist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "OH, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
10 minutes pass, still no movment from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."
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