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Bad Idea: Shaving with a cordless electric razor while sitting in the turning lane.
Also, 10 bucks didn't even get me 5 gallons of gas. Just fyi.
Also, 10 bucks didn't even get me 5 gallons of gas. Just fyi.
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
It's all relative.
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I wasn't shaving, I saw a guy doing that. It's a bad idea.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Good for shaving pubic hair $$TWLD Season 8 Champion: -FINAL-
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you could clip the shaver onto the bottom of your steering wheel and turn to guide it.Comment
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I'm so sexy ^_^Krazie_Killer
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