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The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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w00t! $$$Originally posted by Yoshiba
bada bing, bada boomEgyptian.Comment
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Funny i can remember spiking my hair and acting like i was some big shit. Cut your hair short leave it. Its just dead hair cells. When you get past grade school maybe youll see acting like somthing your not is stupid."why buy the cow when you can get the milk free"Comment
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HAHAHAHA Dill changing what you are for a girl is stupid and she proably makes you shop at "THE GAP" now. And please refrain from telling us how two 11 year olds had sex."why buy the cow when you can get the milk free"Comment
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Theres a secret to scoring women....it's called lying.
That's right. Exaggerate. Fib. Lie to those bitches in the face. Tell them you're an astronaut.
Women: Oh my! So you're an astronaut?
Man: You bet I am, candy clitoris.
Women: Thats so cool! Lets SCREW. NOW~!!!!!!!!
Then make love to her pooper hole.
Extra hard.PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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You know you want to bang a girl when you hold your farts in for her.YAY SUBSPACE YAYComment
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Long silky hair like mine is a most excellent babe magnet.
Girl> *giggle* Why do you grow your hair long?
Shade> Girls like it.
Girl> They DO??? *giggle*
Shade> Yep.
Girl> *giggle* Can I fondle it? *blush*Comment
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Anybody who uses the phrase "babe magnet" has never and will never have sex.Originally posted by Verthanthi
Long silky hair like mine is a most excellent babe magnet.
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The Love Machine in the bathroom at Hooters on Rockville Pike suggests writing her a letter. Might I provide a template:
My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well, Now let me tell you bout the feelings I have for you, When I try, or make some sort of attempt, I symp. Damn I wish I wasn't such a wimp! 'Cause then I would let you know that I love you so and if I was your man then I would be true. The only lying I would do is in the bed with you. Then sign sincerely the one who loves you dearly, PS love me tender.
But the letter comes back 3 days later... return to sender. Damn.
dooo doo doo dodoooo SHE KEEPS ON PAAAASSIN MEEEEE BYYYYYYY!!!!Mayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - MatteyComment
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You better hope none of the members of Pharcyde read this forum.
Because if you do, prepare your heezee for 3 melted caps.PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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You have now used the phrase. Say goodbye to ever getting laid.Originally posted by Mattey
Anybody who uses the phrase "babe magnet" has never and will never have sex.Comment
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Too late.Mr 12 inch wonderComment
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oh so you've said goodbye long ago. figures.Comment
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bahahahMayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - MatteyComment
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roflOriginally posted by Pearl Jam
Theres a secret to scoring women....it's called lying.
That's right. Exaggerate. Fib. Lie to those bitches in the face. Tell them you're an astronaut.
Women: Oh my! So you're an astronaut?
Man: You bet I am, candy clitoris.
Women: Thats so cool! Lets SCREW. NOW~!!!!!!!!
Then make love to her pooper hole.
Extra hard.
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