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you don't open champaigne with a corkscrew and you wouldn't store a bottle of dom in your fridge for a year.http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread
"Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo
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Here is the wedding dress guy: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=4146756343
After he sold the dress, a lot of details came out about his whole situation and he made a lot of his story up.sdg
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Originally posted by That Ebay AuctionEVEN A 6’3” 13 YEAR OR ANY ONE WHO DISRESPECTS ME & MY STUFF"Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
Reinstate Me.
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Wonder if that moron really paid 3800 $ for a second-hand wedding dressOriginally posted by DislikedHowever, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.
Originally posted by concealedwhen i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
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the funniest one was when someone was selling a beat down. he would come to the buyer's house at a unknown time and beat the shit out of the person.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
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Nah, the kicker was when some guy sold a bag of air. Literally. I can't remember how much he got for it, but to think that someone actually bought air on ebay makes baby jesus cry.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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