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When are you going to watch it? Can I come along?Originally posted by Jamal
*crickets*
I went for bronze. Ok, more like the guy who shines the medals before they hand them out.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I'd give her the ol' in and out...doggy style.Originally posted by Vatican AssassinOriginally posted by CopsComment
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I'd definatly make love to her credit card. But else you will have a hotter night in a morge.You ate some priest porridge
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Just as a reminder: most of the pathetic nerds playing this game would be happy to get any girl at all, "fat or ugly, a hole is still a hole" as my frind used to say.
Show me a pic of your girlfriends and we can start discussing if Paris is hot or not.5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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she's got the smallest tits i have ever seen.Comment
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i have no fucking idea what u guys are babeling about, i posted my sextape above in my previous postCode:1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p 1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination 1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :( 1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums.. 1:lnx> kk 1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo
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True, does she even has titsOriginally posted by TajaUkhelp: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.
4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and outComment
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She does, and they're most certainly larger than yours6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off
Originally posted by DreamwinComment
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This is SS...that's not true with all the players here.Originally posted by Miku19My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I'd do Paris, but she would have to be underage... I only do underage...Comment
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...This explains the low response turn-out to Volcs' TW Baby Pictures thread.Originally posted by Torn WingComment
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Let's hear it for Brianna Banks, eh?
jasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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in an extremely fake kind of way :/Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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i just find natural beauty more of a turn on.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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