Random top 5's

[ZeUs!!]

I got it for a fiver in Woolworths, thats £1 more and a guarantee its not fucked

[Facetious]

Well, it isn't tap water in the US. Tap water where I live could actually kill you.

I was always under the impression that neither of the cola companies' water brands were actual spring water, but I just think that Aquafina tastes way better than Dasani, due to the fact that it doesn't taste like metal.

[Bioture]

top 5 hilarious random quotes:

5) Greg: You've got to be shitting me. (referring to his new kohler toilet)

4) maisoul> I'm not asian I only look asian I'm really american you fucktard gg grow up.

3) Mike: I thought you were supposed to put your hands on your ass and spread your asscheeks. (referring to the macarena)

2) Ramon: What can I get with 25 cents?
me: you can get the fuck out of my room you leech.

1) John: I hate your grandparents for even conceiving your parents. But on a side note, if your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

[geekbot]

Top 5 overused words/phrases from geekbot's past:

5. Ex - "meaning excellent"
4. Mint - "great, awesome"
3. Isn't that special? (church lady voice)
2. Choice - "awesome"
1. Psych - "fooled you"

[cundor]

Top 5 Currencies:

1) Euro
2) Dollar
3) Yen
4) Pound
5) Eskimonian Polar tooth

[ZeUs!!]

I saw cundor as the last poster and I thought "ah shit he's done another post about jerking off", cundor I commend you

[Vykromond]

I was always under the impression that neither of the cola companies' water brands were actual spring water, but I just think that Aquafina tastes way better than Dasani, due to the fact that it doesn't taste like metal.

Someone else commented on the metallic taste, but I don't feel it.

[Ewan]

I work in Woolworth's

Top 5 Pokemon (From the original 151)

1. Scyther
2. Nidoking
3. Articuno
4. Pigeotto
5. Jolteon

Btw, by law, if it's called Spring water it can be from anywhere. If it's called Mineral water, it must be from a genuine mineral spring.

[ZeUs!!]

So why did you go to a pikey car boot sale then?

[ajaxee]

1:Akira <--if you havent seen this you arent alive yet.
2:Ghost in the Shell
3:Princess Mononoke
4:Fist of the North Star
5:Macross Plus


i would bet that in 20 minutes im gonna think of like 30 other anime movies i forgot about that deserve top 5.

[Ewan]

I didn't go to a car boot to specifically buy it, I was passing through and one of my friends noticed it. My Woolies is far too small to sell and album that is more than 6 months old.

I did find it in V-Shop for £3.99 the next day though.

[GoldenPlums]

Pikeys have to go to car boot sales, it's instinct. (I am in no way referring to Ewan or any of his activities)

I saw cundor as the last poster and I thought "ah shit he's done another post about jerking off", cundor I commend you

Top 5 lubricants

1) baby oil
2) ky jelly
3) spit
4) vaseline
5) lard (not recommended)

[Jerome Scuggs]

I like to use a mixture of bengay and tabasco sauce.

[Troll King]

I thought your dates usually complained about a burning sensation after sex, not during.

[winipcfg]

I thought your dates usually complained about a burning sensation after sex, not during.

Lol.