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Once the nerves are burned off and destroyed, they never complain. Trick of the Trade.
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Top 5 drunken events
5. After a night of not too heavy drinking and just having fun, we ended up on the playground of some nearby park at, what I think was, about 6am. It wasn't big deal, we were goofing around waiting for dawn, when someone noticed one of our buddies standing with his back turned to us, looking somewhere. One dude deicided to jump on his back, only to see this guy falling face down in the sand, as if he was a puppet without any will. Turns out, the guy fell asleep standing up.
4. She looked like a real knock-out girl, perfect makeup, amazingly cute face, wonderful smile and a killer body, totally flirty (even tho we knew none us had any chance of getting it on with her), she was the girl we dreamed about, we wrote poetry to and we all wanted so badly. That night she stood in the middle of the room, kinda drunk, big grin on her face, and letting go of what must have been the loudest, most disgusting, vile smelling fart that could have blown the whole room out had there been an open fire. The crowd went: o m F g, and she became our best buddy for life. That fart holds a record or two, I bet.
3. I held her hair when she was throwing up in the grass, and then a father of some other girl came, yelling: what have you done to my child, he went into the building and I went hiding with this girl at some house' front door. She told me: "dude, this valley is so fucking big man, Im feeling like Im on Woodstock concert, waiting for Jimi to show up. This is greeatt"
Next day we went by that place, and saw that we had been sitting on a 1 by 1 (meter) concrete square surounded by some rose bushes in front of the door. No traces of Jimi.
2. I was waiting for my turn to piss, about 5:30am, standing, jumping, in front of the open door of the toilet, watching this dude in front of me taking, like, the longest piss of both our lives. He had his legs spread, arms on the wall, just standing leaned with his dick hanging out pissing all over that toilet, when he started to drift away. His hands slid on the wall, and he fell tumbling down, head first, hitting it on the toilet seat. He jumped up, looked at me with the worlds biggest confusion in his eyes and screamed: "what THE FUCK is going ON!?". I laughed so hard that I couldn't hold it anymore, so I ended up grabbing someones shoe off the floor and pissing in it.
1. I gave the ultimate answer to the "You know when you're really drunk ?" question.
When you're standing on all four in bushes throwing your guts out, and there comes a dog and starts licking your face, and you don't have the strength enough to yell: get the fuck away from me !!Originally posted by Disliked
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hair conditioner.Originally posted by GoldenPlumsAnimol> the solution for crimelization is openetion of heartization
Moltenrock> STOP TALKING TO MY TEAMMMATE ASSHOLEComment
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Top 5 fav bands.
5. Atreyu
4. Taking Back Sunday
3. Senses Fail
2. Thursday
1. My Chemical RomanceComment
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Top 5 songs on this random mix cd.
5. John Mayor- Bigger Than My Body
4. Jack Johnson-Bubble Toes
3. O.A.R-Crazy Game of Poker
2. Gary Jules-Mad World
1. David Gray- Babylon
My Acoustic Cd^Comment
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Top 5 Cool People in Subspace:- Hercules
- a2m
- fireballz
- Jack Kiefer
- DEA
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top 5 awesome people in subspace ever:
1. awesome
2. captain awesome
3. awsome
4. A\/\/ESOME
5. Awe$ome
all real screen namesDice
TWLB Champions Season 8
TWLJ Champions Season 8
TWLB Champions Season 10
TWLB Champions Season 11Comment
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Die Andy!Originally posted by Jerome ScuggsToasty, your list is in reverse order
Top 5 Cats:
- Frosty
- Frosty
- Frosty
- Frosty
- Frosty
Looks about right.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Top Five Ways to Wank
1. Two fingers on top, thumb on button, clean up and down motion
2. Ring with finger and thung, soft motion
3. Head tickle
4. Four fingers on top, thumb on bottom, only slight jerking motion
5. Hand clenched around penis, squeezing the life and jizz outComment
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my cat rulesOriginally posted by Fit of RageDie Andy!
Top 5 Cats:
- Frosty
- Frosty
- Frosty
- Frosty
- Frosty
Looks about right.
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dogs > cats...Comment
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This doesn't seem to be possible wihtout twisting your hand around. Maybe you mean two fingers on bottom, thumb on top?Originally posted by Melufa
Top 5 feelings (Not including orgasm)
5. Popping a spot that pops onto the mirror
4. Yawn
3. Waking up thinking it's time to get up, look at the clock, still another 2 hours
2. Doing that shit you've been holding in for an hour
1. SneezeUSS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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Frosticus CatticusOriginally posted by Fit of RageDie Andy!
Top 5 Cats:
- Frosty
- Frosty
- Frosty
- Frosty
- Frosty
Looks about right.
It just so happens that the day I buy my new webcam and test it out is the last time I see him aliveOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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omfg really?Comment
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Top 5 311 Songs (gophar is wrong
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5) Purpose
4) Flowing
3) Stealing Happy Hours
2) 8:16 AM
1) Beautiful DisasterComment
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