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Jeromes cat is cooler than yours Zeus!!
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9:Everett> well with pascone in -f-, our squad standards just experienced a decrease of 150% -
oh shit you just srtarted a warComment
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Top 5 people I have on ignore.txt
1. respect my authority
2. hercules <ER>
3. hercules
4. fire phoenix
5. IorysdgComment
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hah yeah those are all good 311 songs for sureOriginally posted by genocidalTop 5 311 Songs (gophar is wrong
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5) Purpose
4) Flowing
3) Stealing Happy Hours
2) 8:16 AM
1) Beautiful DisasterRipper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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From what ZeUs!! just said, I'm guessing Jerome's is actually a lot warmer.Originally posted by Toasty
and I think you'll find my cat is the best (Sorry about pic size)
USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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favourite songs right now:
5. walls- emery
4. treading water- salt the earth
3. copper and stars- planes mistaken for stars
2. decoys like curves- hopesfall
1. cataract- spartaI AM NOT AN ANIMALComment
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Top 5 Counter Strike Weapons
5. H&K MP5 - 30 rounds, more than enough to kill a few people. With minimal recoil and enough stopping power for its price, this is a good all round gun
4. Steyr Scout - 10 rounds with a whopping 90 in reserve, the Scout is a powerful gun, able to down a person in 2 shots. A man with a steady hand can drop a person in 1 headshot. Another plus is that with this primary rifle out, you can run around at the speed of holding a knife.
3. Desert Eagle - Lovingly called the Deagle for short, this "hand cannon" can drop a person in 3 rounds, with 7 in a clip you can down 2 in one clip. For only $600 this gun is easily one of the best if you know how to use it correctly.
2. AK-47 - The AK is the Terrorist weapon of choice. In single round shots, you can basically call this a lower powered sniper rifle w/o a scope. This has deadly accuracy with controlled bursts.
1. M4A1 Colt Carbine - The Counter-Terrorist weapon of choice, the "counter" to the AK. The M4A1 is deadly accurate at a closer range with longer bursts, and you can attach a silencer if your wanting to down a person with stealth. Although more expensive than the AK (like all American weaponry, very expensive), it is worth it's weight in gold.
Special Acknowlegements: Famas, Gaili, and AWPDELETEDComment
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Ewan you cats to big
9:Everett> well with pascone in -f-, our squad standards just experienced a decrease of 150%Comment
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Top 5 Digits:
5- Ring Finger. I don't know, maybe I'm just afraid of commitment. Works best in a supporting role, but can't be a star on its own. Kind of like Matthew Perry.
4- Middle Finger. Very overrated; flipping someone the bird doesn't mean as much as it used to. Sure it's long, but size isn't everything, right ladies? Ladies?
3- Thumb. Opposable. In recent years, it has begun to replace the index finger in day-to-day use. Many blame video games. Loses points for being stubby.
2- Pinkie Finger. What Tarantino did to Travolta, Mike Myers as Dr Evil did to the pinkie and helped it regain mainstream acceptance. It's also small enough to fit inside most head-based holes.
1- Index Finger. A good all-around multi-purpose digit. It can point, it can scratch, it's the finger most likely to be used when writing your name in blood.Comment
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Top 5 forum hoes:
1) Zeus - its his job so its ok
2) Annux - this guy got banned like a year ago
3) Jerome - posts on every thread that he can probably repost on
4) Kim - makes threads about asians
5) Troll King - confucious say, man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dontComment
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Originally posted by CrvenBan
ROFL, I can actually imagine that
LMAOMore cowbell...Comment
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Top 5 beers
5. Bud
4. Fosters
3. Guinness
2. Jupiler
1. Duvel==>It'll knock u off your socks if you're not used to beer
More cowbell...Comment
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Top 5 beers:
5: Bittburger
4: Budweiser
3: Lapinkulta ICE
2: Karjala
1: Carlsberg
edit: (omg falling tree you posted same time as i! )
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn.Comment
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The actual top 5 beers post:
5) Fosters
4) Boddingtons
3) Stella
2) Carlsberg
1) Carling
And I hate to be pedantic but he posted two hours earlier than you, sorryOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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Jerome should be 2ndOriginally posted by Bioture9:Everett> well with pascone in -f-, our squad standards just experienced a decrease of 150%Comment
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