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TUNE IN TOKYO!Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
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This has got to be one of the dumbest threads I've ever seen.TWSites.com - TWSites.com Web Hosting Services
qan> dock's raw animal magnetism and sheer ability to reboot bot cores inspires lust in all genders :P
3:wadi> no yawning on the internet.Comment
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that combined with push's avatar totally cracked my up. :up:Originally posted by THE PUSHER
TUNE IN TOKYO!5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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You my friend need to visit trash talk a bit more oftenOriginally posted by DoCk>Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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Apparently, that woman is signing "Germany".Last edited by Ewan; 07-06-2004, 03:47 PM.USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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How about no. :POriginally posted by ZeUs!!TWSites.com - TWSites.com Web Hosting Services
qan> dock's raw animal magnetism and sheer ability to reboot bot cores inspires lust in all genders :P
3:wadi> no yawning on the internet.Comment
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dock u nerd
now it has to be moved to TT and you have to visit to see the outcomeComment
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I like bananas Do you like Bananas? They are so tasty. Its like candy, but its a fruit. Candy is bad for you, but Bananas aren't. Also a good source of Potassium.
A Ripe Banana looks like this
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While a non ripe Banana is green and isnt good to eat unless you cook them like this and make Banana BREAD! YUMMY!
Do you love Bananas now too?Comment
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....No u guys seriously insert a joke here.....this thread is too seriousOriginally posted by SqueezerOriginally posted by ToneComment
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Pan's attempt at being like Pearl Jam
Banana bread? We call it banana cake here.USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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OMG! Dock> stole my TW Guru signature! Except I now use Porn Connoisseur.... but I used TW Guru for over a year! First you take my 2 elim idea, now this?! You won't get away with this -starts shaking his fist-Originally posted by DoCk>Comment
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Dock you've been sysop too long, it's taken away your sense of humor.sageComment
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At least we don't wear our pants on the outsideOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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peg was here --> X
^_^3:PEGASiS> double u tee ef?
3:Spirit> ar oh ef el
MODERATOR WARNING: pegasis if I catch you hiding again I will ban you -Da Farmer!
MODERATOR WARNING: pegasis, If you do not stop killing your own team <yellow ships on radar> You will be banned from this zone!! Thank you. -YoMama!!!
Hal Wilker> hal likes pegasis to cumshot in his eye.Comment
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