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  • #16
    That is pretty sweet.
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs
      that's fucking awesome
      Code:
      1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p
      1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination
      1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :(
      1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums..
      1:lnx> kk
      1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo

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      • #18
        there was 19 pages of stuff there, so I'll ask here first: Anyone know what he uses for fuel in it?
        5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
        5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
        5: Da1andonly> =((
        5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
        5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
        5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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        • #19
          NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

          internet de la jerome

          because the internet | hazardous

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          • #20
            but thats just because its made out of PVC tubein, if he was a real man and made it out of metal he could use gasoline
            Displaced> I get pussy every day
            Displaced> I'm rich
            Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
            Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
            Thors> prolly
            Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!

            best comeback ever

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            • #21
              PVC > Gas!!
              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

              internet de la jerome

              because the internet | hazardous

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              • #22
                THe thread isn't closed. Just incase I can see it only because it is cached on my computer:
                Like any red-blooded, masculine man of the male gender, I love PVC weaponry. You should too. If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine doesn’t appeal to you, you’re a goddamn pansy. Also, you’re probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will. Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine. For those of you who laugh in the face of hypersonic shards of plastic puncturing your spleen, here’s an intimate look at how I’ve kept myself busy for the past week: building a PVC flamethrower.
                If you're not interested in the building process, skip to the bottom of the post for the fire.

                My flamethrower has two main parts, a gun/hose assembly, and the tank. I made the gun first:
                http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8243/1-gun.jpg
                It’s made entirely of parts you can get at your average hardware store. The hose connects to a stop valve, which connects to a short pipe nipple that's tapped directly into the tank.
                http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4795/2-valve.jpg
                The tank took a while to make, because I let each set of chemical welds dry before doing the next ones. The ends of the tank are two 90 deg. elbows and two 90 deg. street elbows, welded to make two full 180 deg. "U"s. One side of the tank is a 2' length of 4" sch.40 PVC, the other is a 4"x4"x1.5" T with standard pipe attached to each 4” socket.
                http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8075/3-pipes.jpg
                Before assembling the parts, I drilled and threaded the two holes I needed in the tank ends: a 1/4" standard pipe hole for the outlet to the hose, and a 1/8" standard pipe hole for the valve that I would use to pressurize the tank. Interesting note: 1/4" and 1/8" pipes have no actual relation to the measurements of distance commonly known as the quarter inch and eighth inch. The holes are actually 7/16" and 11/32" respectively. Hooray for non-metric measurements.
                http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6082/4-drill.jpg
                http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9984/6-tapping.jpg
                http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/16...ppedthreads.jpg
                Next step: cement one end of the tank:
                http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/759/8-weld1.jpg
                Then the other:
                http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2388/9-weld2.jpg
                After the tank dried, I dredged up an old camping backpack to hold it. I cut a hole in the bottom of the pack and screwed the gun/hose assembly into the base of the tank.
                http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8640/10-backpack.jpg
                Finally, I screwed in the Schrader valve (which I bought from www.spudtech.com, an excellent online retailer for PVC weapons and parts) to complete the tank:
                http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3293/11-svalve.jpg
                Now the whole rig was ready for some pressure testing. Since I would soon be running the distinct risk of giving myself heat-assisted, deep tissue exfoliation, I was extra-careful to make sure there weren't any leaks. I used up a lot of Teflon tape.
                http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7053/12-tapedcap.jpg
                And, after filling the tank with water for a trial run, made sure the cleanout cap was on nice and tight
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9522/13-tightcap.jpg
                before flipping on the air compressor.
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8950/14-pressurize.jpg
                No leaks! At this point, I had quite possibly the world's most kick-ass super-soaker.
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4641/15-test1.jpg
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9643/16-test2.jpg
                Of course, I didn't go through all that effort for a damn squirt gun. So I added a pilot light in the form of a blow torch.
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1951/17-torch.jpg
                Much better! The finished product:
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/91...hedproduct1.jpg
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/90...hedproduct2.jpg
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/55...hedproduct3.jpg
                There was only one thing left. Add some fuel (denatured alcohol; PVC is soluble in gasoline)
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6721/21-fuel.jpg
                And TURN UP THE MOTHERFUCKING HEAT. I accidentally set my camera to long exposure, so some of the pics look blurry. It worked out well for capturing the flames, though.






                http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2223/flamelarge.jpg(1200x900 of above)

                And two animations I made from video clips:
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7779/animation2.gif
                http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2034/animation3.gif

                Thanks to www.imageshack.us for hosting.

                Two more animations:
                http://paintedover.com/uploads/4/animation3.gif
                http://paintedover.com/uploads/4/animation4.gif

                Instructions for building a water gun, meant only for firing water, consisting of the tank and gun/hose seen here can be found on page 10

                Important safety upgrade for anyone following the water gun instructions on page 12

                New pics,page 16

                New pics, stuff on fire, page 18
                USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                ---A few minutes later---
                9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                9:Kim> UM
                9:Kim> i didn't
                9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                9:pascone> lol?

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                • #23
                  That denatured alcohol is called "E-Z". How appropriate
                  USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                  ---A few minutes later---
                  9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                  9:Kim> UM
                  9:Kim> i didn't
                  9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                  9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                  9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                  9:pascone> lol?

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                  • #24
                    haha yeah

                    I think he later added a blowback valve to prevent the flame entering the gasline if the pressure dropped
                    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                    internet de la jerome

                    because the internet | hazardous

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                    • #25
                      I can just see Ewan ending up as one of those guys in the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan (although hopefully he won't annoy any Germans enough to shoot at him)
                      Originally posted by Facetious
                      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                      • #26
                        ZeUs!! will be killed by a soccer hooligan.

                        Me.

                        (H.I.T. - hooligan in training)
                        NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                        internet de la jerome

                        because the internet | hazardous

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                        • #27
                          I want to see Saving Private Ryan now to see if that was an insult or not
                          USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                          ---A few minutes later---
                          9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                          9:Kim> UM
                          9:Kim> i didn't
                          9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                          9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                          9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                          9:pascone> lol?

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                          • #28
                            ahhhaa, he says his parents were operating the camera too...

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                            Where were your parents while you could go out and burn the whole town down?
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                            Behind the cameras. Seriously. Either I'm very persuasive or my parents are very insane, I'm not sure which.

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