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    Man jailed after shooting himself

    A South Yorkshire man who shot himself in the testicles with a shotgun has been jailed for five years.
    David Walker, 28, from The Crescent, Dinnington, had drunk 15 pints of lager when he accidentally discharged the gun which was stuffed down his trousers.

    He admitted possessing a banned firearm when he appeared at Sheffield Crown Court on Tuesday.

    The judge said he had no option but to impose the statutory minimum sentence of five years.

    'Crawled home'

    His lawyer Gulzar Syed told the court: "He still feels quite severe pain," adding that some pellets remained in Walker's scrotum.

    Prosecuting lawyer Andrew Hatton told the court how Walker had gone home to get the shotgun after arguing in the pub with lifelong friend Stuart Simpson about whose turn it was to buy a beer.

    As he was returning to the pub, which had closed by this time, he accidentally fired the weapon.

    "He had it shoved down his trousers," Mr Hatton said.

    "After the shotgun had discharged he placed it in a rubbish bin and crawled back to his home address."

    The shooting of yourself is plainly an exceptional circumstance

    Judge Robert Moore

    Walker told officers he was so drunk he had no idea how he managed to shoot himself and why he went to fetch the weapon.

    Judge Robert Moore said recent legislation regarding banned guns meant he had to impose the statutory minimum sentence on Walker of five years in prison.

    "The shooting of yourself is plainly an exceptional circumstance which is capable of reducing the sentence," Moore said.

    "But in this case, I am quite certain, it does not justify reducing it below the statutory minimum."
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  • #2
    If I shot myself there i would kill myself after :light:


    That has to suck


    1:delta> personally, i would not go to war for oil
    1:FarScape> in age of empires you would
    1:Freeze> LOL FAR
    ---
    5:waven> freeze
    5:waven> no one talks to ease directly
    5:waven> you state your business with sanji
    5:waven> he will relay it to phizey
    5:waven> phizey will relay it to me
    5:waven> and i will talk to ease
    5:Freeze> LOL
    5:waven> that's how things work around here
    --
    1:renzi> freeze theres difference between being wasted and being a waste

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    • #3
      I think that was punishment enough already

      a shotgun, ouch!
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      5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
      5: Da1andonly> =((
      5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
      5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
      5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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      • #4
        Lmfao.

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        • #5
          Thank god for Rednecks :up:

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          • #6
            Get the point? :eek:


            1:delta> personally, i would not go to war for oil
            1:FarScape> in age of empires you would
            1:Freeze> LOL FAR
            ---
            5:waven> freeze
            5:waven> no one talks to ease directly
            5:waven> you state your business with sanji
            5:waven> he will relay it to phizey
            5:waven> phizey will relay it to me
            5:waven> and i will talk to ease
            5:Freeze> LOL
            5:waven> that's how things work around here
            --
            1:renzi> freeze theres difference between being wasted and being a waste

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            • #7
              No. Although I'm guessing I'm not supposed to.
              The pleasure's all mine.

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              • #8
                Just think about it lol


                1:delta> personally, i would not go to war for oil
                1:FarScape> in age of empires you would
                1:Freeze> LOL FAR
                ---
                5:waven> freeze
                5:waven> no one talks to ease directly
                5:waven> you state your business with sanji
                5:waven> he will relay it to phizey
                5:waven> phizey will relay it to me
                5:waven> and i will talk to ease
                5:Freeze> LOL
                5:waven> that's how things work around here
                --
                1:renzi> freeze theres difference between being wasted and being a waste

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                • #9
                  It's a middle-aged balding guy, half in darkness, eating what seems to be a burrito. I still don't get it.
                  The pleasure's all mine.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Lucon
                    It's a middle-aged balding guy, half in darkness, eating what seems to be a burrito. I still don't get it.
                    It is a banana.. now do u get it wow lol


                    1:delta> personally, i would not go to war for oil
                    1:FarScape> in age of empires you would
                    1:Freeze> LOL FAR
                    ---
                    5:waven> freeze
                    5:waven> no one talks to ease directly
                    5:waven> you state your business with sanji
                    5:waven> he will relay it to phizey
                    5:waven> phizey will relay it to me
                    5:waven> and i will talk to ease
                    5:Freeze> LOL
                    5:waven> that's how things work around here
                    --
                    1:renzi> freeze theres difference between being wasted and being a waste

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lucon
                      It's a middle-aged balding guy, half in darkness, eating what seems to be a burrito. I still don't get it.
                      I gotta agree with this dude

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                      • #12
                        Yeh gotta agree, eating a banana because a bloke shot his bolloks off...just doesnt make sense..unless its supposed to be his nob...which after he shot off, decided to eat

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                        • #13
                          that fucking rules.
                          NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                          internet de la jerome

                          because the internet | hazardous

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jerome
                            that fucking rules.
                            Not anymore now
                            Now he does know what Farinelli feels every day.
                            More cowbell...

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                            • #15
                              im listening to ashlee simpson's album and i'm all
                              can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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