[SIGN-UPS] TW Mafia: Doom of Westeros

[Voth]

And with that lynch, the game is over.

EXALT WINS

He was a 2-shot Bulletproof SK


GG everyone. I'd like to thank myself for winning. I was obviously the MVP of my 1-man team. I'd also like to thank all the dumbass townies and scum out there who believed my Vengeful Hammerer (Random Executioner Guy Who Killed Ned Stark in Season 1 ) claim. While I did hammer every single one of you into an early grave, I'm shocked that claim actually worked. I was originally was going to claim Bulletproof Jester, but then I realized that's just claiming to be Jessup or Ixt. After I hammered about 3 townies in a row, I realized the perfect claim would be to pretend I'm Voth instead.

Listen, the only townie I railroad into an early grave when I am also pro-town is fiS . That's because she deserves it.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Last chance to signup, game will start tonight.

Jerome Scuggs i?ll vote for Bernie if you signup (Trump if you don?t hahaha).

whoops

missed the deadline while babysitting the 3dp waiting for my latest design



behold, the JRM420 v6.9 people's computer, aka PC

[Voth]

whoops

missed the deadline while babysitting the 3dp waiting for my latest design



behold, the JRM420 v6.9 people's computer, aka PC

Game hasn't started fagboy, don't try to resist (dttr).

[kthx]

This game ever starting?

[sdrawkcab]

This game ever starting?

What do we say to the god of death?

[kthx]

Let's fucking start this already?

[Jerome Scuggs]

Let's fucking start this already?

i legit lol'd https://youtu.be/1MK5FXej69Q?t=19s

i guess sign me up. im drunk

[kthx]

i legit lol'd https://youtu.be/1MK5FXej69Q?t=19s

i guess sign me up. im drunk

I knew I liked you for some reason jerome

[Exalt]

By the time this game starts, Kthx will have written another 10 posts about how tasty it is to lick the boots of republican billionaires, Jerome will have replied with long rebuttals that are mostly about him bragging that he coded a rasberry pi to suck him off, and GRRM will have written and released a new book that has nothing to do with Game of Thrones.

[WillBy]

Since nobody can read between the lines anymore...I'll help you guys learn some Jeromese.

been chillin inchico(t?) tx at a family reunion, yall oughta see the power lineup we got, fuckin 60+ of the beefiest fred-flinstone-ass lookin mufukkas south of the masin-dixin line

clogged both the upstainrs and downstainrs toilets since i got home 3hrs ago because all we did was eatin

i left for the reunyin with a backpack, came back and it took me (i)n my dad 2 trips to the car to get all the ineatin food into my house

so in in in

Can grab more hints if you're still gripe-levels of stupid

[Halp]

NOTE: This is a TW Mafia first I believe, and I feel bad to be the one to do it, but after careful consultation with some of our other regulars, I am actually banning a player from this game. I think the reasons are obvious, but let me just say that the constant disruption, distraction, and absolute disrespect of the mafia legend gripe. The following players are hereby banned from this game:

1. WILLBY

[Voth]

rip field

[field]

Sorry for delay bros, close friend's dad passed away and been dealing with that. Haven't been able to get in front of computer to get this going.

Will start ASAP

[Missa]

Vote Missa

I'm shaking my fist angrily in the air

[sdrawkcab]

Can we start game thread before role PMs go out so we can get first lynch out of the way?