[TW MAFIA] Doom of Westeros

[Exalt]

why are your essays more inane bullshit and less legit game analysis this game? I know you get butthurt when you are scum because you feel like you are less likely to win.

You try this shitty argument every game against me. It didnt work then, and it won't work now. At least try to come up with something relevant to this game. You voted out town, and you continue to call out the most town-looking players instead of the scummiest. I know youd rather skate by and argue with Jerome about capitalism vs communism for 10 pages instead, but it won't work this time.

[kthx]

Exalt, no idea why you are being a huge faggot randomly when you don't even understand the game I'm guessing. There is probably more than one large faction of "town" on top of a small group of scum.

[kthx]

Voth

how exactly does voting for a random third party prove your innocence at all on day one lol?

the_paul

why are you trying to play both sides so hard already?

Exalt

why are your essays more inane bullshit and less legit game analysis this game? I know you get butthurt when you are scum because you feel like you are less likely to win.

[Exalt]

Anyone want to eat my ass? Third party or scum, doesn't matter, fis was not pro-town. And that means that we can assume there is at least one, if not two other scum or third party on the Halp wagon. The argument that all the scum wouldn't jump
on the same wagon is now moot, because the anti-town factions (scum and third party) were counting on the other faggots on the wagon being town. Fis probably saw the easy bandwagon and jumped on to try to blend in.

Between Paul, Backwards, and Kthx, there are two anti-town players. I think Willby is anti-town too at this point.

Decisions, decisions...

Hey fucker, don't get your panties twisted in a knot gloating about it. You weren't the only one voting fis, nor are you the only one seeing the game the same way.

I will say this: backwards is the weakest candidate to lynch imo. Maybe you have a better ability to read him than me, but your case on him is pretty weak. You just think it's better than it is, because you started it. He acts clueless like he doesn't know what you're directly asking him, but he did that last game too, so maybe it's just a character trait of his. He's the last person on the scum list you gave that I'd lynch right now. Your list is pretty much exactly the same as mine though, so that's good.

As for who to vote, I'd actually go with Kthx or WillBy first before Paul, if only because Paul isnt completely useless like Kthx, and he's not trying to hide and be forgotten about like WillBy. Paul has a chance of being town. WillBy and Kthx likely don't.

That said, let's make this even more interesting.

Vote: WillBy

[Voth]

To be fair, Halp gave up just about the same amount of useful information even with his back against the wall. At this point I wouldn't have minded lynching either one of them on day 1 based on how they've played so far

I'm assuming that you just picked out this to respond to out of everything else I said (a lot directly towards you) because you are clearly town and trying to work towards lynching scum.

Am I getting punked? What is even going on this game?

[the_paul]

If you guys want to policy lynch someone, it should be Backwards for deliberately being a dipshit and refusing to answer any questions, only trying to say something dumber than the last post to confuse everyone.

To be fair, Halp gave up just about the same amount of useful information even with his back against the wall. At this point I wouldn't have minded lynching either one of them on day 1 based on how they've played so far

[Voth]

... if you're serious the answer is muscle relaxers lol

If you guys want to policy lynch someone, it should be Backwards for deliberately being a dipshit and refusing to answer any questions, only trying to say something dumber than the last post to confuse everyone.

[sdrawkcab]

Are you on a bender and can't remember that I voted for fis day 1 and pushed for her to be lynched? All while
you lynched a townie for a reason you still have yet to give?

I need some of the shit you are on.

... if you're serious the answer is muscle relaxers lol

[Voth]

no, you eat MY ass... forty five minutes ago i said maybe you should've been questioning scummy fIS instead of collecting data for your thesis on friendship

Are you on a bender and can't remember that I voted for fis day 1 and pushed for her to be lynched? All while
you lynched a townie for a reason you still have yet to give?

I need some of the shit you are on.

[Voth]

Third party? Great. Well at least that was a bullet dodged early.

Also Voth, you did mention those others, but your comments on them had nothing to do with their votes. Your theory on the newbies was that they are either going to be both inexperienced town, both inexperienced scum, or one of each. That's not groundbreaking information, so yes I ignored that statement completely because it had nothing to do with the voting.

As far as the lynching backwards instead question goes, I wish I had voted him instead. If he is also town maybe he would have legitimately roleclaimed or done literally anything more than leaving 2 hints and then disappearing. Maybe then lynching a townie could have been avoided because somebody made an effort. You can criticize my vote all you want, but it removed any possibility of cheating on a day when a lynch is a crap shoot at best, and all Halp did was essentially roll over and die. I'm not thrilled about losing a roleblocker on day 1, but Halp did literally nothing to help his cause. Do we want to talk about what happened last night or would we prefer to just jump into votes based on day 1?

Their votes? They all cast a useless vote. There is nothing else to say besides that. There is no way to read into each singular vote on a different person and analyze it on Day 1. The only other things to say is based on what they do or say, and I said plenty about people who weren't on the Halp wagon. But the Halp
wagon was obviously the main lead to go off.

Sure, let's talk about what happened at Night. But I am not going to forget about Day 1, because it's really important. Why are you so anxious for us to move on from it? It's more consequential to today's vote than a night kill of a third party. Or do you want to chat about flavorful narrative all day and ignore Day 1 so that we can get on with lynching another townie?

vote the_paul

lets have some fun

[sdrawkcab]

Anyone want to eat my ass? Third party or scum, doesn't matter, fis was not pro-town. And that means that we can assume there is at least one, if not two other scum or third party on the Halp wagon. The argument that all the scum wouldn't jump
on the same wagon is now moot, because the anti-town factions (scum and third party) were counting on the other faggots on the wagon being town. Fis probably saw the easy bandwagon and jumped on to try to blend in.

Between Paul, Backwards, and Kthx, there are two anti-town players. I think Willby is anti-town too at this point.

Decisions, decisions...

no, you eat MY ass... forty five minutes ago i said maybe you should've been questioning scummy fIS instead of collecting data for your thesis on friendship

[Voth]

Anyone want to eat my ass? Third party or scum, doesn't matter, fis was not pro-town. And that means that we can assume there is at least one, if not two other scum or third party on the Halp wagon. The argument that all the scum wouldn't jump
on the same wagon is now moot, because the anti-town factions (scum and third party) were counting on the other faggots on the wagon being town. Fis probably saw the easy bandwagon and jumped on to try to blend in.

Between Paul, Backwards, and Kthx, there are two anti-town players. I think Willby is anti-town too at this point.

Decisions, decisions...

[the_paul]

Third party? Great. Well at least that was a bullet dodged early.

Also Voth, you did mention those others, but your comments on them had nothing to do with their votes. Your theory on the newbies was that they are either going to be both inexperienced town, both inexperienced scum, or one of each. That's not groundbreaking information, so yes I ignored that statement completely because it had nothing to do with the voting.

As far as the lynching backwards instead question goes, I wish I had voted him instead. If he is also town maybe he would have legitimately roleclaimed or done literally anything more than leaving 2 hints and then disappearing. Maybe then lynching a townie could have been avoided because somebody made an effort. You can criticize my vote all you want, but it removed any possibility of cheating on a day when a lynch is a crap shoot at best, and all Halp did was essentially roll over and die. I'm not thrilled about losing a roleblocker on day 1, but Halp did literally nothing to help his cause. Do we want to talk about what happened last night or would we prefer to just jump into votes based on day 1?

[field]

Encounters

The death of Arya Stark hit the North quite hard, and signaled the urgency of a new alliance. Ending years of obsession over Catelyn, she finally accepted Petyr's proposal. And so House Stark was joined with House Baelish. In the Godswood of the Vale knelt Catelyn, begging the Old Gods to bless her marriage. And Petyr recounts to Catelyn, as he notes their presence:

"Has anyone ever told you the story of the Mountain and the Hound? Lovely little tale of brotherly love. The Hound was just a pup, six years old maybe, Gregor a few years older, already a big lad, already getting a bit of a reputation. Some lucky boys just born with the talent for violence. One evening, Gregor found his little brother playing with a toy by the fire, Gregor's toy. A wooden knight. Gregor never said a word; he grabbed his brother by the scruff of his neck and shoved his face into the burning coals. Held him there while the boy screamed. While his face melted."

There aren't many people who know that story, the story of killers. And if you kill the right people, knighthood awaits.

On Oceanroad, a food caravan is making its way from Highgarden to Castely Rock was ambushed by masked bandits. Lannister forces engaged in a bloody fight with the bandits attempting to set fire to the food carts, attempting to salvage as much as they can. "Why will they be sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? Ah. A Lannister always pays his debt, is it?"

In Braavos, the Shadowbinders stand in front of 12 men tied on stakes. "Death by fire is the purest death" one of them remarks. The fires are lit. "The night is dark and full of terrors. The night is dark and full of terrors. The night is dark and full of terrors. Lord, cast your light upon us" the audience clamors.

The rightful heir to the throne, fis calls herself, as she set sail towards Westeros. Landing at Salt Shore, a deserted ancient port in the Forgotten Lands of Dorne, Daenerys Targaryen is intent on reclaiming the throne that was stolen from her father. She has dragons, an army, and a fiery desire to win. Daenerys entered the deserted castle and ordered her dragons and army to stand by. She always preferred to have first look. It lit a special fire in her. Much to her surprise, men wearing seven sigil banners appeared out of hiding and charged at her. Fis was arrested and immediately slayed. She was Daenerys Targaryen, Targaryen-Aligned Mother of Dragons (Third Party Modified Arsonist).

Beyond the Wall, the Rangers come upon a lonely skeletal figure. 30 minutes go by, and not a single move. Slowly they approach, and as they get near the skeleton charges at them. One strike from a fiery dagger, a dead living skeleton caught on fire. "What the hell was that?"

BEGIN DAY 2

[WillBy]

Found the lyncher

Close, but it's not that quick of a W.