[TW MAFIA] Doom of Westeros

[kthx]

Have any powdered concrete based escapades recen th ly Jerome sbugman?????

[Jerome Scuggs]

6 people made completely inconsequential votes. It sucks that Halp was town, but the whole situation with him and Backwards was shitty too. Would have been ridiculously easy to force a no lynch or go a different direction, but 6 people voted for someone by themselves.

Anyone making a scum list without including a single one of those 6 is being disingenuous and scummy as fuck.

ive been unable to (read: totally able, just lazy) really dive in over the weekend, but i was under the impression that the halp situation was more or less something of a policy lynch, and had i been more active / had it been a superclose vote, i would have voted to lynch him as well. and

...and i just realized you are saying scumlists *should* include ppl on the halp train. cuz yeah, free kill for mafia i guess. i figured after fields post, halp might not fight a lynch too hard because the second the game gets close, or even after it is concluded, you know someone would use him as an excuse to throw some mighty bitch fits.

what i am trying to say is i dont really see any super useful info coming from looking at the votes or from day 1 behavior in general, i am truly fascinated by how people can draw all sorts of conclusions, and ive always considered myself a p.good bullshitter, but idk, i cant just pull something out of my ass, i need a speck of truth to serve as a foundation for my bullshit lacquer to stick on

so uhhhhhhhh

kthx definitely seems scummy because 1) the last thing this overburdened planet needs is more people, and not only people but young people, who are the worst kinds of people, what with their music and the dancing and how they want to destroy america by making us innovate new sources of energy, leading to new markets, leaps in technological advancements, and of course, communism. The soot from coal, which covers this country, also serves as a protectant which blocks dangerous ideologies from penetrating our patriotic soil. but also 2) kthx claims he's a small govt kinda guy, and yet he's married? pray tell kthx, when you got married did you sign a marriage license? and that license, who might it have been issued by? if that isnt damning enough, i even heard that someone spotted him driving on a road the other day. well well well, guess who's a lazy moocher wasting MY hard earned money having to pay for the godless commies who make sure that road and the vehicles on it dont flip over and spill any commie-blocking chemicals on our soil. so kthx, why dont you simply inherit millions from your parents' international asbestos-based infant-formula empire and travel by helicopter like any real patriot would? second this phase ends i will be voting for this scumbag, assuming he doesn't kill me by nightfall, in the cowardly way practiced by his idols: the godless vietcong, the godless muslims, and sleep apnea.

k-t-h-x -> move each letter over once -> convert to binary -> calculate square root of the sum -> run through google translate 50 times -> convert to hex -> convert back to ascii -> 50 more runs thru google translate -> m-a-r-x

fuckin sneaky but im onto you bud

[kthx]

Funny how you all come out of the woodwork right after the lynch goes through to justify your bad votes, yet not before when people like me were asking questions and pointing out how shitty a wagon it was. Not scummy at all guys.

Did you know I'm married and have two kids?

[sdrawkcab]

Why did you leave out backwards of your possible scum list?
He voted Halp too, just as kthx, Paul, and me.

Might be cuz my vote was on halp five minutes after phase opened and had nothing to do with y'all scummy train?

unless u think I set him up... maybe I left my computer logged in and was like "hey halp go post some crazy shit!" LOL

[Exalt]

Funny how you all come out of the woodwork right after the lynch goes through to justify your bad votes, yet not before when people like me were asking questions and pointing out how shitty a wagon it was. Not scummy at all guys.

[the_paul]

Also, Halp basically threw in the towel and didn't even make an attempt to survive, so I'm not going to lose a lot of sleep over this one

[the_paul]

6 people made completely inconsequential votes. It sucks that Halp was town, but the whole situation with him and Backwards was shitty too. Would have been ridiculously easy to force a no lynch or go a different direction, but 6 people voted for someone by themselves.

Anyone making a scum list without including a single one of those 6 is being disingenuous and scummy as fuck.

[kthx]

Because hes a dirty faggot Lannister scum and he was trying way too hard to be the pro town guy saying we shouldn't do it. He knew halp wasn't scum because he is scum and knows who his fellow scum are.

[fiS]

Dumb faggots. Halp most of all for being a shady fuck and then disappearing. He is disinterested playing as town and showed it here. Fis, kthx, and Paul are on my possible scum list.

Why did you leave out backwards of your possible scum list?
He voted Halp too, just as kthx, Paul, and me.

[kthx]

Voth is scum for sure

[sdrawkcab]

holy poo he really was arya wearing my face

[Voth]

Dumb faggots. Halp most of all for being a shady fuck and then disappearing. He is disinterested playing as town and showed it here. Fis, kthx, and Paul are on my possible scum list.

[field]

Discussions during the Night are allowed. Just make sure to get your actions in if you have one.

[field]

Calamity in the North

"Its gold is as unhealthy as the fruits that grow there. All the animals die upon entering its gates. The fish in its waters are blind and deformed. Shadowbinders come from there, you know," Hot Pie elaborates. "The Gold of Casterly Rock is famous, even there!"

Northern Bannermen can be seen all along the Kingsroad. Wanderers come and go into Hot Pie's shop, and for many the only question on their mind is:
Why is King Robert dead?

A southern rumor has been going around the Lands of Ice and Fire. "Jon Snow was poisoned" yelled a fella from the back. "So Ned Stark had King Robert executed."
The room erupted into undiscernible chatter.

As Northern highborn with their men, horses, and banners traverse the North and check the combat readiness of their camps, an ulterior motive ran through their minds. To protect the North, alliances would have to be made. With Catelyn Stark's mysterious disappearance from Deepwood's Motte one cold evening, her daughter led the charge.

The Eyrie in the Vale of Arryn was on her mind. A formidable alliance built on blood. Through Moat Cailin, into the Neck and Greywater's tower, down the causeway, and past the Twins, the Northmen advance. Using the ancient castle at Oldstones, they setup camp for a good night's rest. But soon masked bannerless men appear from the vicinity. In the chaos of blood and sweat, halp narrowly escapes. She was soon tracked to Steepstream and executed. Halp was Arya Stark, Realm-Aligned Lady of Winterfell (Town Indecisive Roleblocker).

BEGIN NIGHT 1

[kthx]

Don't bother. Kthx is scum this game.

Dont be an ignorant faggot you globohomo, you said the same faggot shit last game. Once again I'm town ty his game much like last you fucking smoothbrain