Mafia 2020 #2: Shipwrecked

[Vehicle]

bro you're way too obvious

i'm sure your scum team wins tonight, chill

I'd be offended by your condescending attitude and baseless accusations but you've been wrong about literally everything this game so I'll just let it go.

[Beast]

Backwards we are fucked, the scum team about to win, what are we doing lol

[Voth]

I participated more during yesterday's phase than backwards did. He basically just posted one sentence nothing posts. I at least explained myself twice. After my second post it's not like paul or voth added anything new other then just basically screaming at each other. There was nothing left to say.

Voth you better kill me tonight because I'm voting for your godfather ass tomorrow.

bro you're way too obvious

i'm sure your scum team wins tonight, chill

[Vehicle]

I participated more during yesterday's phase than backwards did. He basically just posted one sentence nothing posts. I at least explained myself twice. After my second post it's not like paul or voth added anything new other then just basically screaming at each other. There was nothing left to say.

Voth you better kill me tonight because I'm voting for your godfather ass tomorrow.

[sdrawkcab]

WillBy I PROTECT MYSELF

[sdrawkcab]

I fucking told you so, you brain dead mother fuckers

I actually lol'd

[the_paul]

I fucking told you so, you brain dead mother fuckers

[Voth]

Brutal. Not sure what to say here.

I think game ends tonight when scum inevitably kill Backwards, unless he can protect himself.

Sorry Paulie, but the pressure is part of my gameplay, and you totally threw a wrench in it with "whatever ends it quicker" stuff. I get it's been a shit game, but I didn't expect it from you.

Losing a game to Beast is pretty brutal though. But again, the guy can't string a sentence together, so it's hard to play against that. You just never know when it's all retarded.

[WillBy]

Shadows Flicker Like Flames causes a stir

Ice Cold.
Still Chilly.
Colder.
Warmer.
Warmer.
You're warm.
You're hot.
YOU'RE BURNING UP.

The dream ends as always: just cant find the nuggets.

The_paul was jolted awake by cackling flames and tribal war shouts. It seems we are not alone on the island. Surrounded, our group of merry survivors drew their weapons. The island natives, armed with spears, far outnumber us. Paul gestured the group to go, raises his war hammer, and yells, drowning out the flames, the natives, and his fears. He charges forward. Live with honor; die with glory.

the_paul has been killed. He was a 1-shot vigilante.
Begin Night 3

[the_paul]

Also I was actually discussing things without removing my vote hoping to force vehicle or beast to have to actually make some kind of decision in the face of overwhelming logical evidence of my innocence. They got bailed out from having to do so, disappointingly so.

[the_paul]

?!?!?!

Do you want to play or not? I switched my vote in good faith to discuss and you stayed strong that you're committing suicide. So what else is there to say?

Either you're town and would have wanted to figure this out when I extended the olive branch or you are scum and are realizing the pity party isn't working.

I expect the latter, but wouldn't be shocked if I'm wrong. Beast is entirely unreadable due to intellectual deficiencies and Vehicle has screamed scum all game but hasn't played enough recently for me to be sure.

All said, this game is a shit show.

Just remember this if the phase goes through to tomorrow, this phase was pushed through by you 2 without making the other 2 participate at all. Colossal fuckup

[WillBy]

Its unanimous (surprisingly), and overdue. Phase change incoming

[Voth]

Jesus Christ. The 4 of you have essentially admitted that there are exactly 0 plausible scenarios where I would do what did and be scum, yet you and backwards both jumped back on the bandwagon. And I'm having the mental health crisis?

Also, you jump back on after 1 post (saying nothing) from vehicle, and nothing from Beast, so now we won't even learn anything from the way they vote this phase. If there hadn't been a majority when they decided to finally do something, we could have learned something and seen who they protect. But now they've both got a free pass through this phase without having to participate. Idk when you 2 decided to start playing checkers, but mafia has always been a chess game.

?!?!?!

Do you want to play or not? I switched my vote in good faith to discuss and you stayed strong that you're committing suicide. So what else is there to say?

Either you're town and would have wanted to figure this out when I extended the olive branch or you are scum and are realizing the pity party isn't working.

I expect the latter, but wouldn't be shocked if I'm wrong. Beast is entirely unreadable due to intellectual deficiencies and Vehicle has screamed scum all game but hasn't played enough recently for me to be sure.

All said, this game is a shit show.

[the_paul]

1 scum makes absolutely no sense since we had a cop and a vigi in this game, unless Willby is a dick going for deflection. If the 1 scum is a godfather, then the cop and vigi roles are completely worthless. If the 1 scum is not a godfather role, then the cop and vigi could end the game day 1. Unless there's some bullshit niche role I've never heard of, there are 2 scum.




I TOLD YOU SO YOU SIMPLE FUCKING IDIOTS



Sorry, just practicing



STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS, I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO

[the_paul]

I wouldn't be shocked beyond measure if he did flip vigi, but he is in a mental health emergency right now and won't even change his vote to even begin saving himself, so here we are.

Jesus Christ. The 4 of you have essentially admitted that there are exactly 0 plausible scenarios where I would do what did and be scum, yet you and backwards both jumped back on the bandwagon. And I'm having the mental health crisis?

Also, you jump back on after 1 post (saying nothing) from vehicle, and nothing from Beast, so now we won't even learn anything from the way they vote this phase. If there hadn't been a majority when they decided to finally do something, we could have learned something and seen who they protect. But now they've both got a free pass through this phase without having to participate. Idk when you 2 decided to start playing checkers, but mafia has always been a chess game.