Mafia 2020 #2: Shipwrecked

[Beast]

Voth, I've been watching you seen I was a teenager, watching you jav in 07 was fun to watch

[the_paul]

Good Lord you guys are really going to fall for this? If I were scum I would have won the game by saying nothing at all, I didn't have to say anything in the first place. This is the worst logic I've ever seen, and everyone not named Voth is a brain dead fucking moron.

Vote the_paul
Willby put us out of our misery.

You guys are really buying the logic that 1. I should put faith in the other townies when we have had 0 successful night actions and 2 townie lunches, and 2. That I would roleclaim for no reason on the day mafia is going to win the game. There is absolutely 0 plausible reasons that I would roleclaim today if I were mafia. None whatsoever.

[Voth]

Good Lord you guys are really going to fall for this? If I were scum I would have won the game by saying nothing at all, I didn't have to say anything in the first place. This is the worst logic I've ever seen, and everyone not named Voth is a brain dead fucking moron.

Vote the_paul
Willby put us out of our misery.

You guys are really buying the logic that 1. I should put faith in the other townies when we have had 0 successful night actions and 2 townie lunches, and 2. That I would roleclaim for no reason on the day mafia is going to win the game. There is absolutely 0 plausible reasons that I would roleclaim today if I were mafia. None whatsoever.

nothing like a good "ah what the hell, i'm dead anyway" flailing in the early afternoon. i really forget how awesome forum mafia until i see someone throw the hail mary "i'll vote myself as a last resort and hope everyone has an epiphany."


die scumbag


WillBy let's drag this motherfucker to the big oak tree at center square


ps: nothing personal paulie, you know i love you, but man it felt fucking amazing to tie this shit together. i'm glad it wasn't too complicated of a web that you spun, because everyone is totally out of practice.

[WillBy]

Vote Tally:
the_paul - 4 (everyone except sdrawkcab)

Missing votes: sdrawkcab

Travelling for work today, I'll plan on changing phase tonight (hoping sdraw gets a vote in before then)

[the_paul]

nothing like a good "ah what the hell, i'm dead anyway" flailing in the early afternoon. i really forget how awesome forum mafia until i see someone throw the hail mary "i'll vote myself as a last resort and hope everyone has an epiphany."


die scumbag


WillBy let's drag this motherfucker to the big oak tree at center square


ps: nothing personal paulie, you know i love you, but man it felt fucking amazing to tie this shit together. i'm glad it wasn't too complicated of a web that you spun, because everyone is totally out of practice.

Can't wait for this game to end with my lynch as town 1-shot vigi and watch these fucking morons scramble to try to explain why they believed you. Your whole theory is predicated on my sudden onset Down's Syndrome, and they're eating it up like candy. It hasn't taken you any effort, but I'm sincerely thrilled you're about to win, because everybody else is simply too fucking stupid to deserve a victory. I'm looking forward to seeing who your accomplice is, because right now I'm honestly not sure. Sucks Exalt didn't know the game started and left me to try to make chicken soup out of chicken shit.

Well played to only Voth (and his partner in crime I guess). Hopefully I don't see any of you fucking idiots in 2021.

[the_paul]

To the rest of you townies who couldn't reason their way out of a paper bag, lets do a little exercise while we wait for WillBy where I do my best to get your collective IQs into the double digits.

Let me explain exactly how this would have played out if I actually was scum, there are basically 2 things I could have done. The first one is simple, it would have been to not say a fucking thing. There is absolutely nothing for scum to gain by calling attention to themselves. Nothing, not a single thing. Especially at this stage of the game. I would have played vanilla townie asking "hmm why were there no night kills!!!? I'll just wait for information I guess !!!" like the rest of you fiddlefucks.

Second scenario, if I was dumb as sack of rocks and did claim that I tried a night kill as a 1 shot vigi even though I were scum, I sure as shit would not claim to have targeted whoever the alleged doctor said they protected. What I would do is say that I targeted somebody completely different, get that person lynched as the potential godfather. If somehow that didn't officially end the game, then I would have the mafia night kill be to shoot backwards in the fucking head because doctors cannot protect themselves, which would absolutely end the game.

If a single person not named Voth can try any way to reason out how I could be scum and still try that move, and can do so coherently, I'll eat my keyboard. Until then, and until WillBy mercy kills this game, you bunch of townies can sit here and know that you are all so stupid that you would fuck up a wet dream.

The only suspense left is trying to figure out why the mafia didn't kill anyone last night. I hope one of you townies turns out to be bulletproof or something and never mentioned it, because that would truly be the cherry on top of everything.

[Voth]

yuge rebuttal paulie

okay, ill bite. How do we explain that you tried to kill me last night, but I was protected by Backwards, but no one died at all?

Mafia stayed home? No way.
Paul is town Vigi and both he and mafia targeted
me? I was under the impression that a doctor's protection is singular, meaning it protects you against one killing action. If a separate party attempts to kill you, you are no longer protected unless a separate party somehow protects you from that separate kill. Tell me if I'm wrong here.

what other possible explanations are there?

If there are any any other action modifying roles out there that could have stopped a mafia kill last night in any way, its time to speak up before we kill Paul.

Hear me? Roleblocker? Are you out there?

[Voth]

None of above is meant to back off of my suspicion of Paul. Just saying, if there is any possible way to explain no mafia kill last night that could possibly make Paul's claim true, then they need to speak up.

If not, then Paul is scum.

[the_paul]

yuge rebuttal paulie

okay, ill bite. How do we explain that you tried to kill me last night, but I was protected by Backwards, but no one died at all?

Mafia stayed home? No way.
Paul is town Vigi and both he and mafia targeted
me? I was under the impression that a doctor's protection is singular, meaning it protects you against one killing action. If a separate party attempts to kill you, you are no longer protected unless a separate party somehow protects you from that separate kill. Tell me if I'm wrong here.

what other possible explanations are there?

If there are any any other action modifying roles out there that could have stopped a mafia kill last night in any way, its time to speak up before we kill Paul.

Hear me? Roleblocker? Are you out there?

No chances theres a roleblocker. That would make a cop, alleged doctor, alleged 1 shot vigi, and alleged roleblocker in the same game? I always assumed that a doctor protection is just a blanket protection, but I've never really considered it. I brought up the bulletproof (even if x-shot) option, but it seems unlikely. The only part I can't figure out is why there wasn't a kill, and it's the only post I'm looking forward to reading ( WillBy pls queue this up for write up). At this point, I'm honestly over it. You could probably tell these others that I'm the Queen of England and they would buy every word of it. Unbelievably depressing that the Americans among them will be able to vote in a Presidential election this year. I figured the Tide pod challenge would have taken care of most of them, but here we are.

[the_paul]

None of above is meant to back off of my suspicion of Paul. Just saying, if there is any possible way to explain no mafia kill last night that could possibly make Paul's claim true, then they need to speak up.

If not, then Paul is scum.

Not a single plausible theory to explain why I would publicly claim trying to kill you if I wasn't town. None, zilch, zero. Doesn't exist. All that being said, my vote is absolutely not coming off of me at this point. The mafia could think they were PMing me to gloat and post their whole scheme in this thread, and I would still vote myself. And the other townies in this game would probably continue to vote for me unless you told them not to.

[Voth]

well here's how I see it. If you are town, that makes Vehicle and Beast the scum team, because I'm VT and I believe backwards is the doctor as no one counterclaimed.

so let's lynch vehicle and deal with the Beast vs. you situation tomorrow.

fair?

Unvote paul
vote vehicle

[Voth]

the_paul I will say, if you are town, you better unvote because it will be hugely embarrassing to lose a mafia game to Beast.

[Voth]

fuck you Paulie you have me all fucked up now

[the_paul]

Honestly think I'd rather get lynched and put this game out of its misery. Watching Jessup get banned despite playing 184375879243x as well as most of these fuk fuk idiots

[Voth]

You and Beast were faggot fuck voting/unvoting each other a bunch though too so you two could be the scum team too and vehicle innocent. FUCK FUCK