Mafia 2020 #3: 14 Stories Above the Sea

[Halp]

Texted Kyler to come sub for bio

[the_paul]

I just went back and checked out Exalt's last game that he played as Bernie Sanders. He stayed in character and talked about healthcare and oligarchies and shit, which I found hysterical. He ended up being a mafia goon that came, for whatever its worth. I'll leave it up to you guys to decide how much to read into his current Infowars character, I am still leaning towards it being harmless, but history is against him in this regard.

[Exalt]

Good fucking catch vote exalt

Backwards agreeing with anything should be enough evidence to prove I'm town.

[the_paul]

I just went back and checked out Exalt's last game that he played as Bernie Sanders. He stayed in character and talked about healthcare and oligarchies and shit, which I found hysterical. He ended up being a mafia goon that came, for whatever its worth. I'll leave it up to you guys to decide how much to read into his current Infowars character, I am still leaning towards it being harmless, but history is against him in this regard.

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[Exalt]

Exalt I have tried to open dialog with but to no avail.

Jessup shut the fuck up lol. Its day 1 and you're over here acting like a ton of game breaking info was gained by Beast rambling about nothing and you saying you're an event coordinator, as if WillBy is going to make the game defined on flavor. The only use of flavor is to breadcrumb shit with it, but you're too goddamn stupid to actually look at that. It literally pisses me off when I basically roleclaim for you morons using breadcrumbs, but you are too fucking stupid to get it, and then you pretend you actually are helping the game by saying dumb shit like 'I'm an event coordinator named Wilber teehee, I broke the game wide open!' Vehicle too, who is obvious scum, is a moron who is pretending me being a passenger means I'm scum. Get the fuck out of here with this amateur bullshit.

[Voth]

I'd advise town to unvote me immediately, but then again, not everyone voting me is town. Vehicle is scum, and its obvious. He didnt post all game, yet as soon as Voth says something about me, the votes pile on. I've posted more than 90% of this game, and it isnt my fault you are all too dumb to read breadcrumbs.

That said, Voth why the fuck would I be playing like this as scum? If I was scum, I'd have these fuk fuk idiots wrapped around my finger by now thinking I was the most townie mother fucker that ever existed. Instead, I get a bandwagon on me on Day 1. Yeah, like these morons caught scum on day 1 for the first time ever? Lol gimme a break.

Anyway Vehicle is scum guys. Its obvious as fuck, which is why none of you will vote for him likely until toown fucking loses on day whatever, but I digress...

VOTE: Vehicle

This shit is easy mode. Caught our first reptilian scum on Day 1. As for nighttime, the truth is out there if you know how to investigate it.

The fact that you haven't called out some of the complete and utter idiocy being posted has me nervous. You haven't posted one essay yet and it makes me nervous. Please don't try the "why would I be playing like this if I was scum" with me. You can fool your average Joe with that nonsense, but we both know that a good mafia player never lets themselves fall into habits as a scum or town player. Makes it too easy to peg. A good player never plays the same way, so how you are playing this game means nothing to me about your alignment.

Like I said, I'm not ready to get rid of you yet like others seem to be. But I am watching.

Also, did you just sort of claim you're a cop? If so, I implore the rest of you to rethink your votes... quickly.

[the_paul]

Maybe if it was a shit player doing the infowars shtick I'd be inclined to vote them out, kill 2 birds with 1 stick. I can't do that here with Exalt, not when there is actually upside. Call me scum and say I'm defending him, whatever. I'm just not going to do that on day 1

[Exalt]

$1200 stimulus check says Vehicle will be nowhere to be fucking found for the rest of the day phase, and neither will backwards, because scum tend to never post more than required.

By the way, its day 1. Im not gonna be super serious on day 1 until I have to be, but I just got a wagon on me from absolutely nowhere in line a 5 minute span right at deadline. Like that shit isnt suspicious.

[Voth]

The fact that you haven't called out some of the complete and utter idiocy being posted has me nervous. You haven't posted one essay yet and it makes me nervous. Please don't try the "why would I be playing like this if I was scum" with me. You can fool your average Joe with that nonsense, but we both know that a good mafia player never lets themselves fall into habits as a scum or town player. Makes it too easy to peg. A good player never plays the same way, so how you are playing this game means nothing to me about your alignment.

Like I said, I'm not ready to get rid of you yet like others seem to be. But I am watching.

Also, did you just sort of claim you're a cop? If so, I implore the rest of you to rethink your votes... quickly.

To clarify, the other option is a good mafia player either never plays the same way or always plays the same way regardless of alignment. As Paul pointed out, you pulled this last game and I chalked it up to it being a boring, inactive game, but you were scum. That
doesn't factor into my suspicion here - you're too good at the game to let things like that dictate a Day 1 move.

[WillBy]

We've had lots of rapid fire posts here, and a sudden change in lynch target. I'll be changing phase in 1 hour. Sort it out by then.

[sdrawkcab]

$1200 stimulus check says Vehicle will be nowhere to be fucking found for the rest of the day phase, and neither will backwards, because scum tend to never post more than required.

By the way, its day 1. Im not gonna be super serious on day 1 until I have to be, but I just got a wagon on me from absolutely nowhere in line a 5 minute span right at deadline. Like that shit isnt suspicious.

Bro day phase is like 30 mins left and it's a workday wtf kind of bet is that lol

[Jessup]

exalt.. why tf are you voting vehicle? wtf are u doing? he has zero votes. Are you a Jester or something? Nice reach out to talk to me too.. and I'm Wilkes not Wilber u dum dum. I feel like I have no room to move around with you and wanted to try cuse I do respect ur skillz.

[the_paul]

To clarify, the other option is a good mafia player either never plays the same way or always plays the same way regardless of alignment. As Paul pointed out, you pulled this last game and I chalked it up to it being a boring, inactive game, but you were scum. That
doesn't factor into my suspicion here - you're too good at the game to let things like that dictate a Day 1 move.

Agreed, but I thought it would be disingenuous if I didn't point out his allegiance after pointing out that he's roleplayed (or whatever) in games before. I'm not going to be voting Exalt, for better or for worse, this phase. Maybe that will bite me in the ass if he flips scum, but this wagon gained steam very quickly, and then the drivers have, for the most part, faded into the background. There is a lot to be learned from that.

[Exalt]

Bro day phase is like 30 mins left and it's a workday wtf kind of bet is that lol

Exactly you did jack shit all phase and then swoop in out of nowhere to vote me with 30 min to deadline, because youre fucking scum. Common sense bud

[Exalt]

exalt.. why tf are you voting vehicle? wtf are u doing? he has zero votes. Are you a Jester or something? Nice reach out to talk to me too.. and I'm Wilkes not Wilber u dum dum. I feel like I have no room to move around with you and wanted to try cuse I do respect ur skillz.

I'm fucked anyway now. 30 min left and I have useless players who say nothing all game voting me at the last second en masse? Yeah, like they're gonna be changing their votes. Riiight.