Mafia 2020 #3: 14 Stories Above the Sea

[Edify]

Also what are we thinking the mafia cell size is? 3 townies for every 1 mafia, plus an SK and another third party? I wouldn't put it past Willby to have an odd and even night SK.

If mafia cell size is 3 then they have 2 now.

It wouldn't be very much visible infighting for 2 people especially if one is inactive. Maybe that's too few mafia for a game of this size. 4?

[Vehicle]

Oh wow how shocking that Edify, the guy who very nearly got lynched yesterday until a last minute vote swap to PF, "bites" onto Voth's call to action despite giving zero evidence to my scumminess.

Edify, I am town. That is all I'm comfortable saying today, ask me again tomorrow if I get that far.

[Voth]

Oh wow how shocking that Edify, the guy who very nearly got lynched yesterday until a last minute vote swap to PF, "bites" onto Voth's call to action despite giving zero evidence to my scumminess.

Edify, I am town. That is all I'm comfortable saying today, ask me again tomorrow if I get that far.

Rofl. I'll say two things here:

1. Vehicle isn't dumb.

2. I can't remember how he used to play ages ago, but he is the same whiny bitch this game as he was last game. And he was scum.

And anyone not taking out the trash (Vehicle) right now is puzzling me tremendously.





but look how townie he has looked all phase guys....



like I'm gonna throw myself out there like this if im
scum. Nice one.

[Vehicle]

You know what. Fuck it. Ixt or Paul are going to change their vote to me at the last minute to switch it to 5-4 me. Thanks edify for forcing my hand you dumb fuck.

This is the death note I jokingly wrote about myself last night when the score was 3/3 Beast/Me. I was going to post it and then I refreshed and someone had swapped votes so I saved it for later:

They always hated her, what with her long blond hair, big blue eyes and doctorate from the University of Pheonix. They said she wasn't qualified, that she couldn't do the job because she was a woman, that she wasn't fit to handle a weapon, that she couldn't bring her AR-15 on the boat, all because her ex-husband mysteriously went missing and she inherited his money and his tiger zoo.

So when Hank and Hank, a pair of twin brothers so dumb that if you put their brains together you'd swear they were triplets, walked in on Jackie polishing her unlicensed, unregistered Tomahawk missile in her cabin, Jackie knew she was fucked.

The boys gathered the crew on the deck, or they did as best they could when you took into consideration the hunchbacked Hank's lisp and the club-footed Hank's inability to use stairs. Some of the crew were drunk, some were hungover, all were blinded by their desire to get off the boat while using as few brain cells as possible.

Jackie, the ship's security guard, made her case, mostly by wildly pointing the finger at people for their own past transgressions. The crew had heard enough, she was sentenced to die. Jeff Probst took Jackie's tribal flame and spoke those solemn words as he dunked it into the shallow end of the pool with the water slide on Deck 3: "The crew has spoken."

And then they drowned her in like a Bioshock Infinite way where they each sort of held down different parts of her body while chanting "would you kindly."
The crew would never know that as well as having a certain love of missiles and missile-based pariphenalia, she also had a love for Exalt.

While on duty both nights she sat and watched, worried first about his mental state and then about his safety. The first night no one came, but on the second night she saw them, the_paul and ixt, enter his cabin with what looked like a bottle of rum. It had broken her heart, Exalt had once again choosen his raging alcoholism over her, and she returned to her cabin and held her Tomahawk missile while she cried herself to sleep.

On the morning of Day 3 she found out he was gone forever. She hadn't yet learned that she would soon join him.

So either ixt is lying or the_paul sacrificed backwards to coast his way to the end.

This is backed up by my first two votes of the phase: first paul, then ixt.

Beast, Voth, paul/ixt are the scum team. I just wanted to actually make it to the end of a game for once.

[Vehicle]

(I don't actually know that Beast is scum, I'm just assuming because of how hard Voth is going to save him.)

[Vehicle]

And Voth, with that newborn you must really need to get some sleep my dude. Your game is slipping.

[ixt]

really dont understand how you can bunch voth and me in the same group. reason why i dont question voth is due to d1 with backwards, but whatever floats your boat man

[Vehicle]

Because I was watching Exalt the night he died and both you and the_paul went to his cabin. So now the_paul has some explaining to do as well. One of the two of you is scum, though, considering Exalt is dead.

(Notice how Voth has stopped madly refreshing the thread trying to get people to vote for me. He's been so obviously scum since page 20.)

[Edify]

You know what. Fuck it. Ixt or Paul are going to change their vote to me at the last minute to switch it to 5-4 me. Thanks edify for forcing my hand you dumb fuck.

This is the death note I jokingly wrote about myself last night when the score was 3/3 Beast/Me. I was going to post it and then I refreshed and someone had swapped votes so I saved it for later:

They always hated her, what with her long blond hair, big blue eyes and doctorate from the University of Pheonix. They said she wasn't qualified, that she couldn't do the job because she was a woman, that she wasn't fit to handle a weapon, that she couldn't bring her AR-15 on the boat, all because her ex-husband mysteriously went missing and she inherited his money and his tiger zoo.

So when Hank and Hank, a pair of twin brothers so dumb that if you put their brains together you'd swear they were triplets, walked in on Jackie polishing her unlicensed, unregistered Tomahawk missile in her cabin, Jackie knew she was fucked.

The boys gathered the crew on the deck, or they did as best they could when you took into consideration the hunchbacked Hank's lisp and the club-footed Hank's inability to use stairs. Some of the crew were drunk, some were hungover, all were blinded by their desire to get off the boat while using as few brain cells as possible.

Jackie, the ship's security guard, made her case, mostly by wildly pointing the finger at people for their own past transgressions. The crew had heard enough, she was sentenced to die. Jeff Probst took Jackie's tribal flame and spoke those solemn words as he dunked it into the shallow end of the pool with the water slide on Deck 3: "The crew has spoken."

And then they drowned her in like a Bioshock Infinite way where they each sort of held down different parts of her body while chanting "would you kindly."
The crew would never know that as well as having a certain love of missiles and missile-based pariphenalia, she also had a love for Exalt.

While on duty both nights she sat and watched, worried first about his mental state and then about his safety. The first night no one came, but on the second night she saw them, the_paul and ixt, enter his cabin with what looked like a bottle of rum. It had broken her heart, Exalt had once again choosen his raging alcoholism over her, and she returned to her cabin and held her Tomahawk missile while she cried herself to sleep.

On the morning of Day 3 she found out he was gone forever. She hadn't yet learned that she would soon join him.

So either ixt is lying or the_paul sacrificed backwards to coast his way to the end.

This is backed up by my first two votes of the phase: first paul, then ixt.

Beast, Voth, paul/ixt are the scum team. I just wanted to actually make it to the end of a game for once.

What the what. That's so much effort. Is this a claim for Townie Watcher? Mafiascum: "The Watcher is an informative role that can target a player at Night and learn who, if anybody, targeted that player the same Night (but not what actions were performed on that player)."

For now, unvote Vehicle. Crap there's only half an hour left

[WillBy]

For now, unvote Vehicle. Crap there's only half an hour left

FTFY

[Edify]

there's only two logical explanations, either i'm the actual godfather, or i'm just a boring townie. Take your pick.

Going to bring it back to this with the wording usage. Why pick godfather? I wouldn't put it past him to say his actual role as GF, with the way he's been yammering on. Vote Beast. Going with my gut.

[Kassius]

Was going to do this earlier but wanted to see what vehicle would coke up with if the screw was turned.

Unvote edify
Vote Beast

[Kassius]

You know you're in trouble when your phone autocorrects cook to coke.

[Edify]

FTFY

Sorry. To make it up to you I'll update my VC.

642 Kthx votes Ixt 747 Kthx changes to Beast
648 Voth votes ixt 685 Voth changes to kthx 701 Voth changes to Vehicle
655 ixt votes Edify 667 ixt unvotes Edify 705 ixt votes Vehicle 759 ixt unvotes Vehicle 782 ixt votes Beast
658 Kassius votes Edify 807 Kassius changes to Beast
675 Beast votes Vehicle
677 Vehicle votes the_paul 696 Vehicle changes to ixt 760 Vehicle changes to Beast
691 Halp votes Beast
711 Edify votes Beast 794 Edify changes to Vehicle 804 Edify unvotes Vehicle 806 Edify votes Beast
755 the_paul votes Beast
773 Hookecho votes Vehicle

Beast - 7 (kthx, ixt, Kass, Veh, Halp, Edi, the_paul)
Vehicle - 3 (Voth, Beast, Hook)

[Voth]

Wow. This isn't even cute. LOL