Mafia 2020 #3: 14 Stories Above the Sea

[the_paul]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PAUL WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU LYNCH YOUR ROLEBLOCKER

you're a new kind of monster

For the record, I panicked. The 3 leading names for a lynch were Beast, Backwards, the_paul. I was a later vote on Beast, so when Beast flipped town, I would have been lynched, and probably backwards not far behind me. I really did not expect the votes to get switched in time, I figured 100% sure that someone would vote on Beast, so I would buy myself some time and distance myself from backwards. I spammed him over PM to get back and defend himself, but there wasn't enough time. I apologized profusely, but I am truly just a shitty, shitty teammate. The sacrifice was not premeditated, and I made a dickhead unilateral decision that robbed Backwards of the chance to play. It was a supremely dickish move, and I feel awful for it.

sdrawkcab I apologize again, you're the real MVP

[kthx]

scumbag!

Was it Voth hmm?

[kthx]

[Voth]

For the record, I panicked. The 3 leading names for a lynch were Beast, Backwards, the_paul. I was a later vote on Beast, so when Beast flipped town, I would have been lynched, and probably backwards not far behind me. I really did not expect the votes to get switched in time, I figured 100% sure that someone would vote on Beast, so I would buy myself some time and distance myself from backwards. I spammed him over PM to get back and defend himself, but there wasn't enough time. I apologized profusely, but I am truly just a shitty, shitty teammate. The sacrifice was not premeditated, and I made a dickhead unilateral decision that robbed Backwards of the chance to play. It was a supremely dickish move, and I feel awful for it.

sdrawkcab I apologize again, you're the real MVP

I'm not sure whether to hug you, cry in a dark room alone, or fucking reach through my monitor and rip your throat out.

[sdrawkcab]

I went into a meeting at 1pm with 0 votes on me I check the board like 3pm and I'm somehow lynched with six frantic messages from t_p to defend myself lolol

[kthx]

I'm not sure whether to hug you, cry in a dark room alone, or fucking reach through my monitor and rip your throat out.

Why did you think I was a better vost than one of the two people who visited exalt, I am fucking so confused what gave you such a harden for me

[Vehicle]

Voth = Scumgang MVP

[the_paul]

Hi Vehicle, you being a watcher really fucked up our plans. I had just said on scumchat that we had a decent shot as long as there wasn't a tracker. Well, there wasn't a tracker, but you targeting Exalt both nights really fucked up our plans

[Vehicle]

If you're not scum, go retire dude. The amount of dumbshit shade your threw at people all game and the amount of absolute bonehead plays. If anything, next time you go to type about how someone is new or how "far superior" you are over them, remember this game. Between fucking ixt not protecting me night 3 and you're idiotic railroading, a mafia team of 1 could of won this.

That being said, gg paul. How the town didn't lynch you and fucking voted for kthx instead is beyond me.

[Vehicle]

Well Voth @'ing people to come vote for me and dumbshit Edify (unless he's mafia) being like 'oh well OK I guess I'll listen to voth' forcing me to roleclaim and then ixt not protecting me really fucked up my plans lol.

[Exalt]

I just have one question:

How the fuck did you fuk fuk idiots not lynch Paul after Vehicle gave rock solid fucking evidence against him? You then lynched the fucking claimed watcher for no apparent reason, only to turn around and lynch Beast the next fucking day AFTER the fucking watcher flipped and you had foolproof evidence? Then after that, you morons instead lynched ixt, and then after HE flipped green, you DIDNT LYNCH PAUL????

WHAT THE FUCK???????

This entire game pissed me off watching you guys flail around like morons. Also, vehicle not immediately claiming wothu his N2 info and voting for Paul was mind boggling to me. What the fuck made you not even vote Paul or Ixt after that evidence of yours?

I just cant even

[the_paul]

Well Voth @'ing people to come vote for me and dumbshit Edify (unless he's mafia) being like 'oh well OK I guess I'll listen to voth' forcing me to roleclaim and then ixt not protecting me really fucked up my plans lol.

I think the timing on Kassius claiming hurt you there. We talked about it, we knew we had to kill one of you, and we gambled that Kassius would be protected because he had the more recent claim

[kthx]

I just have one question:

How the fuck did you fuk fuk idiots not lynch Paul after Vehicle gave rock solid fucking evidence against him? You then lynched the fucking claimed watcher for no apparent reason, only to turn around and lynch Beast the next fucking day AFTER the fucking watcher flipped and you had foolproof evidence? Then after that, you morons instead lynched ixt, and then after HE flipped green, you DIDNT LYNCH PAUL????

WHAT THE FUCK???????

This entire game pissed me off watching you guys flail around like morons. Also, vehicle not immediately claiming wothu his N2 info and voting for Paul was mind boggling to me. What the fuck made you not even vote Paul or Ixt after that evidence of yours?

I just cant even

It was a lost cause after you and vehicle died, voth was screaming that I was mafia and it was impossible to lead town towards voting off mafia as well as defending myself. TP should have died after IXT flat out. Even getting Edify would have proved I was right atleast.

[Edify]

I really thought it would have made more sense to lynch TP but because I was trying to do a vote bloc with Voth I chose not to. Past 2 day phases i had a feeling something was being pulled over my eyes and flip-flopped votes but this last one I was too tired of just getting it wrong time after time.

I knew I was still surviving bc I didn't have any night action and the mafia would be happier keeping me around to keep lynching townies.

I should've pushed for TP instead of following Voth on kthx. Vehicles evidence was evidence. Kthx's scummy behavior and aggression toward me was just feelings.

[ixt]

Very impressive stuff going kthx over paulie omegalul. Next level stuff. Btw it’s Hooke and paulie d fyi