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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Tags: None
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it was my day off work. woke up early at 7 and my dad and i went to indiana and did some canoing. i got a lot of my summer reading book (fast food nation) done in the car. then got home and browsed 311 forums and these forums, then used a program to learn to speed read for about an hour. kind of dorky, but i always wished i could get required reading out of the way faster so im taking it up before college. then dad called for supper, mom is out of town on business so we had left over casserole, which is pretty good shit so i was happy. then watched the daily show and seinfeld. now im listening to the 100 songs i downloaded yesterday while doing random shit like cleaning my room and doing this. might go out with some fellow lifeguards tonight, but i dont really feel like it cause on sunday i was up in columbus with them at the lifeguard olympics and we were going off the high dive and i guess i got a little whiplash from it. cant move my neck too well. anyway ill just chill around here and then catch joe schmo at 10 and family guy at 11, read "dove" or "stuff" magazine a bit, and then hit the hay.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
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Woke up at 1pm, cleaned the flat, showered, got out 5pm, went to town, bought some medications for grandma, met a friend, returned movies. On my way home met same friend, went for coffee. Another friend joined us and we talked about women, studies, sun, going abroad, women, our married friends getting their first kids. Came home about 8pm, started to watch Chasing Amy, gf called, she came over 9:20pm, had few good laughs, got laid. Followed her home 2am. It's 3:34am right now and I just finished my lunch, going to bed in about an hour.Originally posted by DislikedHowever, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.
Originally posted by concealedwhen i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
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I wokeup, played some continuum, played some guitar, played some bass, played some more continuum, went on the forums, worked a little on my map editor, played some more continuum, went on the forums, and thats where im at right now.Like, there was this ninja who got
ticked off at some people who kept
talking while he was trying to rock
out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
flipped out and sang at them till
they all exploded!!! (true story.)
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6:30 woke up, felt like shit, still sick, been sick since friday. Went into work at 7:30. Worked until 4:30. came home showered, felt a little ill, watched Everybody loves raymond, had dinner, pork chops and corn and potatoes. Browsed these forums and Tehlounge.com forums. talked to dad for a bit. Played some CS, bithced at my clan. went into SS went to go base, game just started, quit SS. came here. going to bed in 15 minutes. fall asleep watching simpsons, futurama or family guy.There once was a man from Nantucket.
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woke up at 8:45 and ate breakfast
watched regis and kelly until 10
watched texas justice until 10:30
watched ali g and entourage until 11:30
went on the interweb
had lunch with the mom
played 3 base games
played empire earth with annux until 3
rearranged my closet
took a shower and shaved
deciding against getting a haircut, went to kroger and blockbuster
went on the e-web until ~8:30
took a 2 mile jog around suburban hotlanta (rep yo city, ya'll)
quick wank
watched Last Comic Standing
voted 6 times for Jay London
ate fritos that tasted like asscan we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence
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went to work and promptly hid and wasted 8 hours.
ate dinner
watched crappy tv until chapelle show came onTo all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart
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took my psyc exams a bit early, cuz im heading to LA (quite possibly) this thursday.
took my cenile grandmother to the bank (long story short, i yelled at her in jibberish on the way back)
went to work, made money, and a few enemies.
here i am to save the dayyyyyDetox.
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Originally posted by IlyaZwoke up at 8:45 and ate breakfast
watched regis and kelly until 10
watched texas justice until 10:30
watched ali g and entourage until 11:30
went on the interweb
had lunch with the mom
played 3 base games
played empire earth with annux until 3
rearranged my closet
took a shower and shaved
deciding against getting a haircut, went to kroger and blockbuster
went on the e-web until ~8:30
took a 2 mile jog around suburban hotlanta (rep yo city, ya'll)
quick wank
watched Last Comic Standing
voted 6 times for Jay London
ate fritos that tasted like ass
then Carbon
then cyber'd 'ya again when he came back from jog'n
then i ignored Carbon, who wants it again, cuz i'm all cyber'd out
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Woke up to my mobile phone, and somehow shuted the snooze, that I usually press 2-3 times. And woke up 7:54 am and my work starts at 8:00 am. I was like: "no, what!? wtf?! No! NO! shiT! what! No! wtf! wheres my clothes?! I'm sweaty, no! I haft to take a shower! haft to call work.. " So I came to work 8:37 am.
Looked at my php and mysql codes, looked at forums, look at others sites, looked at some PHP site, forums, other, forums, other, some coding, other, forums, music, php site, other, forums, nothing, food, postoffice, looked at my returned HDD finding out that they've fixed my IBM destar 60 giga that is a failure model and thought "This is the sencond time I've had to send it back for a new one, and they "fix it" with some IBM program, and my grantee has expried... And it will broke down like it did last time, and they couldn't send it to the retailer for a new one, since they are assholes at computeria.fi. *gets pissed* *returns to work*" same loop again.
And here I'm 15 mins left.. then I'lle go home and I won't sit at some damn overtime just becuase I got late to work. I mean, I have had enough of surfing the internet today. I suppose I could make something tomorrow..Endless space, endless exploration.
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Yesterday:
Woke up. Laid out to get a tan... but I feel asleep. Ended up getting sunburned pretty bad and got sunburn poisoning (no, I'm not gonna die). Went inside and had a icee for lunch. Went to soccer practice and we painted the shed. Came home and felt to effects of my sunburn and was trying not to puke. Had a little bit of homemade mac and cheese mm mm good. Took a shower. Went to bed.
Today:
Woke up. Had a bowl of cereal. Put aloe vera lotion all over my burns. Washed the paint out of my hair that didn't come out yesterday. Got on the computer and typed this. And today I'm also going to go to Tae Kwon Do with my little brother, but I'm going to go shopping instead. After he's done we're going shoe shopping!Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - hero
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