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  • #16
    Actual English

    Jacob's = Genetalia
    Jellybone = Phone

    ... its really fucking annoying, you speak it every day but when you try and think up specifically English phrases you're stumped. Perhaps its because its past my bedtime?
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    • #17
      whenever someone is like "your stupid" im like "my stupid??" im guilty of it occasionally too i guess, but not usually
      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
      apt>yes u can wtf
      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
      apt>na
      apt>ill show you pictures
      apt>next time I masturbate

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      • #18
        Y'all're stupid.

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        • #19
          ^ southern talk totally exempts any writing standard. gg
          Killer Sol> bad time to smoke cigs
          Xog> good time to smoke a nig
          Xog> Cig****
          Killer Sol> LOLOL
          Ardo> ROFL
          Ardo> Best typo ever!!
          Jason> good time to smoke a nig what's that all about bud?
          Xog> typo for cig

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          • #20
            hooray for being in louisiana
            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

            internet de la jerome

            because the internet | hazardous

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            • #21
              Juicy this girl? Jeez hot!

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              • #22
                Always eschew obfuscation.

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                • #23
                  And abbreviate.

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                  • #24
                    The handy internet only "yur" fills in any uncertainty and allows one to type worry free.
                    SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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                    • #25
                      Right: You're stupid
                      Wrong: You're stupid

                      good lesson but you got a little mixed up, but I know YOU'RE smart and it's not YOUR fault you screwed up.

                      EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: by the way that was slightly intelligent... pretty good for a New Be.
                      I dont think everyone agrees with you that tyf is a vet.. eeeeh? (2 tired to type the rest)

                      Pred

                      Edit: btw.. did you just compare raspi with tyflias? (roflmaoroamroamroam ramroamr amroaomroamraofmlamomarmlol)

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by tyflyias
                        Right: You're stupid
                        Wrong: You're stupid

                        good lesson but you got a little mixed up, but I know YOU'RE smart and it's not YOUR fault you screwed up.

                        EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: by the way that was slightly intelligent... pretty good for a New Be.
                        Way to repeat what has been said like 3 times. Gj

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Ephemeral
                          Always eschew obfuscation.
                          English, mate
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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