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The Butter Churn Gang is movin' in on your turf, yo.
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We don't die, we multiply!My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Fuck me Ilya, this was about 9 months ago!Originally posted by IlyaZC 2:ZeUs!!> lol, i actually directed traffic about a month ago
C 1:Eeks> lets make gem cap
C 1:Eeks> so she can axe zeus!
C 2:ZeUs!!> it was 3:00am, we came out of a club and me and a mate saw some traffic cones so we blocked one road off and i stood in the middle of the other directing the traffic
C 2:ZeUs!!> i was a bit drunk and apparently i was telling the cars to carry on down the road when it was a one way road anyway
C 2:ZeUs!!> BUT ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
C 2:IlyaZ> YOU AND YOUR MATES!
C 2:ZeUs!!> if it wasnt for me being a road safety officer someone might have died
C 2:ZeUs!!> i saved a life!
C 2:Eeks> usually when clubs close at 4 am here
C 2:Eeks> i go hang out alone to an empty train station
C 2:Eeks> and play with my imaginary friends for 2 hours
C 2:Eeks> afk james bondOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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