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  • Jesus is Hitler!

    Its true.

    www.jesusishitler.com

    Quite a fun read. Hatemailers are so fucking stupid sometimes.
    :wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:

  • #2
    I hate to be "thay guy," but I was pretty offended by that.
    Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
    i just wish it was longer
    Originally posted by Cops
    it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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    • #3
      lmao, this guy is so dumb its funny:

      Jesus first developed his severe hatred of Jews when he submitted a dreidel with a swastika painted on one of the four sides. The idea was rejected by the Jewish community because they thought the symbol was "stupid" and this hurt Jesus's feelings. The swastika was later used by Jesus as Hitler and is now known as a symbol of hatred toward Jews.
      It's also believed that Jesus hated Japanese people because he was bad at writing haikus. This hasn't been proven, but I wouldn't doubt it.
      -Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ.
      -Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place.
      -Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza.
      -Both Jesus and Hitler were picked on in high school and allegedly got no play.
      -Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible.
      -Both Jesus and Hitler are fans of the Canadian "sport" curling.
      Like, there was this ninja who got
      ticked off at some people who kept
      talking while he was trying to rock
      out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
      flipped out and sang at them till
      they all exploded!!! (true story.)

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      • #4
        Hahahaha!
        Beste website ever!
        The hate mail he recieved, priceless!
        There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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        • #5
          Recycled Humour
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jesusishitler.com
            Your stance that Hitler is not Hitler is one that we have never encountered before.
            Ahahahahaha

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            • #7
              Myth: Jesus turned water into wine out of good will.
              Fact: Jesus was a raging alcoholic and used any excuse to get wasted.
              Originally posted by Ward
              OK.. ur retarded case closed

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              • #8
                I don't find it that funny, to disrespect other's religion. So what's to laugh on?
                I can even understand how you guys laugh at others cost.. of course people get offeneded about nonsense that he has written. Though I didn't want to go and look what kind of words he had vomited up on his website. The link just says it all.
                Last edited by 1ight; 08-13-2004, 03:39 AM.
                Endless space, endless exploration.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 1ight
                  I don't find it that funny, to disrespect other's religion. So what's to laugh on?
                  I can even understand how you guys laugh at others cost.. of course people get offeneded about nonsense that he has written. Though I didn't want to go and look what kind of words he had vomited up on his website. The link just says it all.
                  geezez christ, lighten up. its a joke
                  :wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Horny Elf
                    geezez christ, lighten up. its a joke
                    Joke or not, but in time I will forget that you posted it, and probably forgive the person who wrote what he wrote.

                    I guess I was little bit tired and upset before I saw that, and I think that this triggred my nerves. As yesterday, when playing late I ignored a bunch of ppl and shouting newb! Well, we all have our bad days.
                    Endless space, endless exploration.

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                    • #11
                      I found that very offensive too. And by the way, Jesus didn't hate Hebrews and Jews considering he was a Jew.
                      Pandagirl!

                      (ph)>12 is just right

                      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                      1:Chao <ER>> at all
                      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                      Chao <ER> - hero

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                      • #12
                        Jesus is Hitler? holy shit
                        the price is right, bitch.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by pandagirl89
                          I found that very offensive too. And by the way, Jesus didn't hate Hebrews and Jews considering he was a Jew.
                          According to the bible, Jesus said: "Ye who is not racist towards the Hebrew people shall go down". So you are wrong. GG
                          :wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:

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                          • #14
                            Ownage stuff..



                            ^ Nice twist of the cross..

                            and yeah, priceless hatemail.. Even some dumbass nazis
                            Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                            5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                            • #15
                              I don't really find it funny, it's just stupid, I'm not being protective of the Christian faith or anything, but it's dumb.

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