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  • #1

    Question to siamese twins:

    If you are a siamese twin, what happens if you're about to fart but your twin don't.. Do you guys kinda control half of the asshole each, or do you take turns? Or is one pushing the fart out while the other is holding it back, so it'll be a test if willpower..

    I have no idea..

    If I could ask God (The fake, made up by chrstianity) a question this would be the one.. Or if God is on these forums: answer me
    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it
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  • #2
    I think the better question is, what if your siamese twin is gay, and you only have one butthole.

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    • #3
      i think most siamese twins are grown togeather, they are not like trolls, with two heads and one body..

      but since im not "god" i cant give you a good answer, noah.
      Throughout time, there’s been
      crimes, throughout our history
      But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
      Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
      Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

      Come on my countrymen
      Come on and take a stand
      Don’t let ‘em take away your land

      the Wenger bus is coming
      and all the kids are running
      from London to Manchester
      cos he's a child molester

      fuck islam

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      • #4
        They hold a referendum
        Last edited by ZeUs!!; 08-14-2004, 04:31 PM.
        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ZeUs!!
          They hold a referendum
          wtf does that mean? I'm norweigan: åøæ
          Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

          5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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          • #6
            this is a pretty funny thread. what if one twin ate something really shitty or spicy and the other had to pay for it on the way out? heh.. i guess most have 2 butts. still though.
            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
            apt>yes u can wtf
            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
            apt>na
            apt>ill show you pictures
            apt>next time I masturbate

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Torn Wing
              I think the better question is, what if your siamese twin is gay, and you only have one butthole.
              ROFL....wait....ew
              this is a dated signature

              FREE GHB, PH
              (:3=

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              • #8
                Or if one of them drinks and only the other one gets the hangover.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Troll King
                  Or if one of them drinks and only the other one gets the hangover.

                  oooh.. that one would suck..
                  BUT STOP ASKING AND START ANSWERING. GO MY FORUM BITCHES!
                  Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                  5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Noah
                    wtf does that mean? I'm norweigan: åøæ
                    referendum=folkeavstemning

                    there's an answer for you!
                    Throughout time, there’s been
                    crimes, throughout our history
                    But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                    Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                    Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                    Come on my countrymen
                    Come on and take a stand
                    Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                    the Wenger bus is coming
                    and all the kids are running
                    from London to Manchester
                    cos he's a child molester

                    fuck islam

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                    • #11
                      I don't think many siamese twins share an arsehole.
                      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                      ---A few minutes later---
                      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                      9:Kim> UM
                      9:Kim> i didn't
                      9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                      9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                      9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                      9:pascone> lol?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Noah
                        wtf does that mean? I'm norweigan: åøæ
                        Let the people Vote :up:

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                        • #13
                          I was thinking about this at soccer last night - if they had an indirect kick (where someone else has to touch the ball before you can score) can one of the siamese twins touch it and the the other one kick it? Are they considered two people there or what? Then again, I don't think siamese twins would play soccer anyway.
                          Pandagirl!

                          (ph)>12 is just right

                          In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                          1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                          1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                          1:Chao <ER>> at all
                          1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                          1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                          Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                          Chao <ER> - hero

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pandagirl89
                            I was thinking about this at soccer last night - if they had an indirect kick (where someone else has to touch the ball before you can score) can one of the siamese twins touch it and the the other one kick it? Are they considered two people there or what? Then again, I don't think siamese twins would play soccer anyway.
                            Why shudn't they?

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                            • #15
                              I wonder if they're allowed to adopt children
                              I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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