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    Thursday, August 12, 2004
    Just Call This Discerning Beast a Rainier Bear
    YAKIMA HERALD-REPUBLIC
    The folks at Rainier Beer who came up with that "wild Rainiers" ad campaign
    years ago need to know this: There's a wild Rainier bear out there.
    On the last weekend of July, a black bear was discovered passed out on the lawn
    at Baker Lake Resort, a campground-and-cabins getaway on the shore of Baker
    Lake, east of Mount Baker and about 20 miles north of Highway 20.
    Not asleep. Passed out.
    Turns out the bear had gotten into campers' coolers the night before and, upon
    discovering the cans of beer inside, went about using claws and teeth to
    puncture the cans and sample the suds.
    Some much more than others.
    "He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," resort bookkeeper Lisa
    Broxson said. "This was a bear with beer preference."
    The bear did try one can of Busch, but then ignored the rest of those cans, says
    Sgt. Bill Heinck, an enforcement officer with the Washington Department of Fish
    and Wildlife. "He didn't like that (Busch), and consumed, as near as we can
    tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."
    When one of Heinck's officers tried to chase it from the campground, the
    inebriated beast climbed into a tree and slept it off for another four hours.
    They were finally able to herd it away, but the next morning the bear was back.
    Heinck returned to set up a large, pipe-like trap, baiting it with the usual —
    "donuts and honey, that type of thing." And a sudsy stroke of genius: two cans
    of Rainier in the trap, both open, and a beer trail leading up the trap door.
    They had the bear trapped by morning.
    "This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but
    nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."
    It was very clearly a Rainier bear.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    LOL, that's one funny bear.
    There once was a man from Nantucket.

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    • #3
      LOL WHADDA CHARACTER

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      • #4
        Recycled Tumour
        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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