Masturbation horror stories

[FatherG]

I blame the porn effect thread for making me post this. I also blame another forum I post on for exposing me to this thing.

You've been here long enough to know better. And no, putting NWS at the end doesn't excuse it. This is the ONE thing we have zero toleration for here, and we're damn consistent about it. I don't even have to go past the first page to get to the porn links. -wadi
One fucked up world we live in.

[Torn Wing]

Just make sure it hits the palm right.

[NaiLed]

so far the excuse "I was a Borg" hasn't been used

[Ilya]

when i was an ametuer masturbator, i was in the shower jacking off and the red thingy rose high above the foreskin and it wouldn't go back inside and i got really freaked out and turned the water off and was gonna go get my parents to help me but it went back in and all was good

[Troll King]

When did you turn pro?

[PaulOakenfold]

foreskin

GENTILE!

[Verthanthi]

high five paul

[Mr. Peanuts]

wadi was like a ton of bricks on that one.

[1ight]

One fucked up world we live in.

I don't look at such things, not my world. But I agree the world is sick.

[Mobey]

Hey nailed, i was born in devon, i like ur avatar aswell takeshis castle rawks