worst way to die: have dothefanggo do u up the ass
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
There were these 2 guys and there plane crashed on a remote island in the Pacific.
They come across a tribe of natives chanting "UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA".
The chief of the nations comes up to the 2 guys and says "You have trespassed on our sacred grounds, you have 2 choices unga bunga or death."
The first guy says "i have a wife and kids at home i choose unga bunga".
the natives satart Chanting "UNGA BUNGA" again. They grab the guy and all take turns fucking him in the ass.
After witnessing the the whole ass fucking thing and seeing his friend on the ground in pain and being so violently violated he says "Fuck that i'm not going through that i choose death."
The chief smiles and screams "DEATH BY UNGA BUNGA!"
death by the thousands........or maybe just 30 ways
Death by...
radiation poisoning
disembowlment was a good one
forced drowning (somone holds you down)
bleed to death
pulled limb from limb
forced to eat yourself
cancer
snorting Ajax
Kiss of the Dragon move (Jet Li movie)
infection was also a good one
being cut up and put into a pure oxygen chamber
public hanging or electric chair execution (freak you out more than hurt)
put into space unprotected
torched by a large magnifying glass
poisoning slowly
shit out your internal organs
puke out your internal organs
beat to death by a mob
molten silver down the throat was a good one
living on a slave boat (old slave days)
napalm burns
white phospherous burns
death by hot ass irons
if your a girl....being fucked to death by a large cock (like mine)
streached out
ran over slowly starting with the legs and going up
heart attack
cardiac arrest, too
surviving a stroke and being a vegetable is worse than death
constipation
starvation
Originally posted by Sir Gaunt Hmm, how about getting chucked against a saguaro until death.
Ouch Thats gotta hurt.
That would be a slow, annoying death. But not extremely painful. You'd sooner die from the saguaro falling on you than being pricked to death.
The individual, a prisoner. Humanity holding the key to the opression. Everyone a prisoner, holding a portion of the whole truth. And so the enigma perpetuates. Insentient, lifeless. Grinning mockingly at its creators through its cold, inanimate lips.
-Dys
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