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  • #46
    huh?
    Ok now i'm starting to think that you're just posting for no reason Mr. Fandanggo.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Sir Gaunt
      huh?
      Ok now i'm starting to think that you're just posting for no reason Mr. Fandanggo.
      you really should NOT be talking!
      Blast knows what im talking about soo .l.., up ur ass
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by DoTheFandango


        you really should NOT be talking!
        Blast knows what im talking about soo l do you up ur ass

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        • #49
          Let's leave that one alone folks.

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          • #50
            worst way to die: have dothefanggo do u up the ass
            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
            apt>yes u can wtf
            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
            apt>na
            apt>ill show you pictures
            apt>next time I masturbate

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            • #51
              I'm sure thats true.
              wahahaha

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Troll King
                Let's all do that one alone folks.

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                • #53
                  Nothing you say is remotely clever or funny.
                  Mr 12 inch wonder

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Mattey
                    Nothing I do is remotely clever or funny.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Sir Gaunt
                      im so funny cause I can make fictional quotes HARAHARAAHAAHA
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #56
                        There were these 2 guys and there plane crashed on a remote island in the Pacific.

                        They come across a tribe of natives chanting "UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA".

                        The chief of the nations comes up to the 2 guys and says "You have trespassed on our sacred grounds, you have 2 choices unga bunga or death."

                        The first guy says "i have a wife and kids at home i choose unga bunga".

                        the natives satart Chanting "UNGA BUNGA" again. They grab the guy and all take turns fucking him in the ass.

                        After witnessing the the whole ass fucking thing and seeing his friend on the ground in pain and being so violently violated he says "Fuck that i'm not going through that i choose death."

                        The chief smiles and screams "DEATH BY UNGA BUNGA!"
                        There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Sir Gaunt



                          If I was going to talk to you untill death, I would just end your suffering and shoot you.
                          And I think that I would have prefered the bullet.
                          Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                          • #58
                            death by the thousands........or maybe just 30 ways

                            Death by...

                            radiation poisoning
                            disembowlment was a good one
                            forced drowning (somone holds you down)
                            bleed to death
                            pulled limb from limb
                            forced to eat yourself
                            cancer
                            snorting Ajax
                            Kiss of the Dragon move (Jet Li movie)
                            infection was also a good one
                            being cut up and put into a pure oxygen chamber
                            public hanging or electric chair execution (freak you out more than hurt)
                            put into space unprotected
                            torched by a large magnifying glass
                            poisoning slowly
                            shit out your internal organs
                            puke out your internal organs
                            beat to death by a mob
                            molten silver down the throat was a good one
                            living on a slave boat (old slave days)
                            napalm burns
                            white phospherous burns
                            death by hot ass irons
                            if your a girl....being fucked to death by a large cock (like mine)
                            streached out
                            ran over slowly starting with the legs and going up
                            heart attack
                            cardiac arrest, too
                            surviving a stroke and being a vegetable is worse than death
                            constipation
                            starvation

                            thats a small list...there are many more.
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                            • #59
                              Hmm, how about getting chucked against a saguaro until death.

                              Ouch Thats gotta hurt.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Sir Gaunt
                                Hmm, how about getting chucked against a saguaro until death.

                                Ouch Thats gotta hurt.
                                That would be a slow, annoying death. But not extremely painful. You'd sooner die from the saguaro falling on you than being pricked to death.
                                The individual, a prisoner. Humanity holding the key to the opression. Everyone a prisoner, holding a portion of the whole truth. And so the enigma perpetuates. Insentient, lifeless. Grinning mockingly at its creators through its cold, inanimate lips.
                                -Dys

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