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[ZeUs!!]

Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
I almost posted in the worst pain thread
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
When I was young my brother cut my cack with a scissor
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
The doctor duct taped it
rehab's for quitters says:
theres an obvious question there, guess what it is
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
I would have posted it, but I don't really remember if it hurt that much
rehab's for quitters says:
post it
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
I don't really remember all the details and I have no scar, so I'm fine with it
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
I still don't trust him around scissors tho
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
Perhaps the whole experience gave me an emotional scar instead of a physical one
rehab's for quitters says:
do you think if you hadn't of had another guy touching your balls at such a young and impressionable age you might not be jerking off to cartoons now?
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
A wound of the heart
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
I dunno if he touched my balls
rehab's for quitters says:
he was in the area
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
Alot of people have been in the area
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
Fuck
Wet Noodle | Suicide pact, you first! says:
That came out wrong

[Fit of Rage]

Recovering from wisdom teeth removal, when the pain meds wear off.

There's literally nothing worse besides hell itself.

[ogron]

There's literally nothing worse besides hell itself.

My Wisdom Teeth story:

*injected with morphine*

"hah, i think im immune"

*injected again*

-i think to myself 'damn im great'

*2 seconds later....*

"Damn I'm gre....*out like a light*

I wake up. I go to get up.

"Sit down there, son, or you're going to hurt yourself"

"Hah, don't worry about me I'm fine" (slurred speech)

*takes 3 steps*

"see?"

4 steps
5 steps
6 steps
FLOOR!

If you can remember Peter Griffin drunk talking then falling flat on his face, that's exactly what I did.

2 days later the bleeding stopped, along with the horrible pain.

[PaulOakenfold]

I talked to my wife about this and she kind of agreed with me, but perhaps you guys will think I'm a sick fuck... Pain hurts... yes it does, but do you find some pains almost enjoyable? Not to the point of pleasure, but well... just enjoyable. Though headaches are a pain in the ass to concentrate on anything, I think it kind of feels good. After I do a hard work and my muscles are twitching and aching, it feels good. I find when people pull my hair... even if they were to pull it out, I like it. Then, this fucking Tatu song, I know it sucks, I know it's painful to listen to... but I enjoy it! Then of course you have things like cutting... that's just plain sick... but really, do any of you find small aches and pains enjoyable?


As for my wisdom teeth, I just remember I had plenty of meds when I ran out of the ones given to me

[Torn Wing]

Well wisdom teeth are irratating as hell coming in.

[Gemfire]

Ok, time to go scientific - sorta. small aches and pains like that make your neurons release endorphins - they stop pain for a short while and create pleasure(sorta) ever hear of runners high?

edit: I just learned that in AP Psychology today so

edit2:that was for paul

[Mr. Peanuts]

I once fell 20 feet and broke both my legs, that kinda hurt.

[Gemfire]

My cousin recently fell down a ravine and broke his femur on a field trip....stupid fuckign teachers didnt even go down(it was accessible by a path, my cousin wasnt on it) to see if he was ok. He sat down there screaming for 45 minutes before anyone checked on him.(hes like...10 or 12)

[Tanzu]

got shot in my arm with a bean gun :down:

[dchao]

I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out on October 14th cause they're blocking my 12 year molars (I'm 14).

P.S: Thanks for all the stories. Now I wanna shoot myself.

[Gemfire]

Shoot yourself why? :P

[Xog]

I was shocked by one of the electric tazors that the police use to aprehend suspects.. my mom's b/f's cousin had one.. and his son shot me with it. :-/

[Torn Wing]

Of Xog, speaking of electricity:

Pissed on an electric fence. True story. And despite what people say, it shocked the hell out of me. This was a Kentucky electric fence.

[Mr. Peanuts]

My wisdom teeth are fine, theyve come through alright.

[Gemfire]

Mine too, unless i eat something hard on the left side of my mouth, then my gums get a little tender around it for a day, thats it.