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    What would you like on your tombstone?

    Here's two alternate/extra rhymes that didn't fit in my signature/epitaph. Enjoy!

    In Memory of Allan,
    Brother to Paul Bunyan
    Stood twenty axe handles high
    When whiterabbits dissolved
    So did his life with a sigh

    Ode to Allan,
    Oh beautiful creature
    Thy curlish locks and afro grand
    But thine poetry was shitty
    And your life ended in a ditty
    I have stopped swimming in the rock pools a few days ago. Now instead of 40 minutes swimming, I substitute it with 40 minutes power walk - usually on the beaches or around the cliffs. Nothing beats burning the fat in the cold wind. Colon minus pee.
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    so who is Allen?
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    1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p
1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination
1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :(
1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums..
1:lnx> kk
1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo

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    • #3
      Its Allan. and I think he meant Allah
      Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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      • #4
        Latrine = Allan Bunyan would be my educated guess.
        5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
        5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
        5: Da1andonly> =((
        5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
        5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
        5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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        • #5
          You 02ers have no excuse.
          sage

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          • #6
            Rest in peas
            I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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            • #7
              hump1o

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              • #8
                pepperoni and mushrooms

                I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will allow my fear to pass over me and through me... Only I will remain.

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                • #9
                  Didnt know the condom was defective.
                  tmaC> 1:fireballz> im the greatest coordinator of all time
                  capE> lucky he didnt say captain
                  capE> LOL BURN

                  Tapzu> tamzu vleane, we all know tou copied that nick from me

                  1:merce> ima go take a shower and try to suk my own dick

                  9:Fludd> guys, i want u all to know something..
                  9:megaman89> fludd go play monopoly with children and dome

                  1:Kentaro> nice gay name elven
                  1:Kentaro> suits you well
                  1:PUTAO> fuk urself fuk emo, ur mother suck mu penis all day screaming my name

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                  • #10
                    Oo, I have a corny/good joke. (Jerome can be the character in my joke).

                    Jerome: *Reads Tombstone*
                    Jerome: "Here lies Allan Bunyan, a lawyer, and an honest man."
                    Jerome: "HEY THERE'S THREE PEOPLE IN THAT COFFIN!"
                    this is a dated signature

                    FREE GHB, PH
                    (:3=

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by dchao90
                      Oo, I have a corny/good joke. (Jerome can be the character in my joke).

                      Jerome: *Reads Tombstone*
                      Jerome: "Here lies Allan Bunyan, a lawyer, and an honest man."
                      Jerome: "HEY THERE'S THREE PEOPLE IN THAT COFFIN!"
                      funny :up:
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                      • #12
                        it's good to be ilya z
                        Last edited by Ilya; 10-03-2004, 10:30 AM.
                        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                        • #13
                          Nothing can top royal's epitath.

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                          • #14
                            you're gonna like the way you look. i guarantee it.

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                            • #15

                              Throughout time, there’s been
                              crimes, throughout our history
                              But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                              Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                              Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                              Come on my countrymen
                              Come on and take a stand
                              Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                              the Wenger bus is coming
                              and all the kids are running
                              from London to Manchester
                              cos he's a child molester

                              fuck islam

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