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I just bore my date to sleep watching fight club.
Shit
How should I wake her up?
Shit
How should I wake her up?
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Originally posted by Jeenyuss -
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don't. if your date got bored to sleep by fight club she's probably actually a narcolept. use her as a toboggan.Comment
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hiowq xcoulfd sshge fallb assleep was5chin figght clug?
I typoed tthaatfg with my feet, naked.,USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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we've been dating for over a year now, I'm not going to ditch her cause she fell asleep.
edit: i've sat through 2 dance recitals, and fallen asleep 2x and she hasn't dumped my ass.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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Did she post about it on a forum after you did that?Comment
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probably bitched about it in her livejournal. or went and returned some videotapes.Comment
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Livejournal.
HahaOriginally posted by JeenyussComment
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put a flashlight inside hercan we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violenceComment
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i cliked on reply to thread alt tabed and then i went to tourny when it started, so, now when i alt tabed again i dont even remember what is that post about nor what i would say.8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a famÃlia dela n deixava agente namorar
8:I Hate Cookies> aà quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
8:I Hate Cookies> aà todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...Comment
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grab her tities?Code:1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p 1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination 1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :( 1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums.. 1:lnx> kk 1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo
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That's what I would do, or if you guys have already "run home", wake her up with a visit to third base, my gf loves it when I wake her up like that n.nOriginally posted by DOTSY
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
.Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
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i was gonna say put your dick in her mouth. If it doesn't wake her spit in her eye.To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heartComment
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If she's stll asleep, by the way, you might want to call for medical assistance.Comment
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She woke up around 11, and we took her home. For all that care.
You desperate people who state I should have done something while she was asleep, are obviously single.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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