Crap

[Troll King]

Or unaware of how her jaw tends to clamp down in her sleep.

[SpiderMage]

She woke up around 11, and we took her home. For all that care.

You desperate people who state I should have done something while she was asleep, are obviously single.

How are we obviously single? Or at least me, 've been with my gf for 6 months and we're jus kinky like that, she's woken me up in pretty... pleasent ways, in the morning or when I dozed off, either by kissing or other assorted things.

[Ilya]

you're just too scared to bang her in her sleep

[DoTheFandango]

you're just too scared to bang her in her sleep

So?

I'm just not overly desperate like that. Things happen when they happen.

[SpiderMage]

So?

I'm just not overly desperate like that. Things happen when they happen.

So... you're saying it's "desperate" of a bf/gf to give their significant other a nice lil wake up call? Odd.

[DoTheFandango]

Things like that lose its meaning if you do them every day.

[Squeezer]

dude i am the master of waking ppl up like this try these easy methods!

Roman Soldier: Put ure balls on her eyes, and ure cack going down her nose, so it looks like a Roman Centurian Soldier's helmet

Teabag: Go run on a treadmill or something for a while, to work up a sweat, then go stick ure balls in her mouth, the result is a wet dip.

The Arabian Eye Goggles: Stick your balls over her closed eyelids, and simply slap her in the face gently, until she wakes up staring into skin colored goodness.

Antiqueing: Probably spelled wrong but oh well, this one's a classic. Go get some flour, put it in ure hand, and throw it at her face, so she looks like an antique.

Shadow Print: Stick your balls and dick on her forehead, with a sharpie in hand. Draw the imprint of ure man parts on her forehead, leaving them in Permanent ink for all to view!

Try these fun ways of waking someone up, I garuntee they'll be funny. Although they usually work better when the person recieving them is passed out.

Edit: Btw it's not hard to see why i dont have a gf

[SpiderMage]

Things like that lose its meaning if you do them every day.

Says who? It's not the physical act that gives it meaning, it's the fact that it's her and me that she/I are doing it to/with that gives it meaning. She and I fell for each other before we got together, and since then we've just gotten to be more in love, and have shared the physical bond for about half of our relationship, and everytime it happens, either me doing something to her, her to me or both together, it keeps as much meaning as it did the first time, because as I said, it's *her* and not the act.

[Ilya]

you could have just punched her in the face if you're not into sleep-banging, i guess

[froedrick]

Or unaware of how her jaw tends to clamp down in her sleep.

lol

[Galleleo]

tk and ilya made me laff out loud

[Facetious]

am i the only one that thinks the only reason this thread was created was for dothefandango to tell everyone that he has a date

[DoTheFandango]

You are correct sire.

Actually it is to wonder how someone could fall asleep to fight club

[uranium]

:eek: face is your avatar from hey dude?

[Xog]

Don't wanna sound rude or anything dtf, but how's the cancer thing going? I remember once you said you had cancer