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Is all the drama of teenage girlfriend REALLY worth it? Is the sex that great that you take teh constant nagging and EVERYTHING that comes out of her mouth, which btw is always useless whining.
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Don't think of it as having a girlfriend so much as having a training partner. Teenage girlfriends are preparation for marriage- you learn to filter out the nagging and whining so all you get is "Hi honey, how was your day?"5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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in conclusion, girls are nice
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What do you call the useless flap of skin around the Vagina?
The WomanOriginally posted by ToneComment
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Why don't most women have their license?
there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom...Comment
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i got 3 more.
Why aren't women good at skiing?
There's no slopes between the kitchen and the bed room
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Why do women wear white on their wedding night?
So the dishwasher matches the Stove
(for those of u that dont get the last one the woman=the dishwasher)Originally posted by ToneComment
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You don't give her enough candy.Jesus Christ on a pogo stickComment
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Why would a girlfriend nag?
5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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Don't give her so much to whine/nag about? I dunno, Abby hasn't nagged me once about anything and we've been together for 8 months, maybe that's real love
Real love = no nagging
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
.Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
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You shouldn't have a girlfriend that's like that, unless you're a mindless zombie. You should really pick someone who would be next to you and always help you out in anything. And same for you to her. Basically someone you're comfortable around.Originally posted by Torn WingComment
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girlfriends are very nice, but they can be a pain in the ass lolCode:1:Pred_FNM <ER>> guys, yellow + green is really shitty for forumcolours :p 1:lnx> what's wrong with that combination 1:lnx> I wear yellow-green clothes :( 1:Pred_FNM <ER>> i dont mean in clothes, in forums.. 1:lnx> kk 1:lnx> buy a black-white computer monitor if you don't like the colors foo
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wrongOriginally posted by SpiderMage
thanks for playing
edit: free melufaOriginally posted by WardComment
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He said taht about Annux, and pretty soon I'll be saying Free VykromondOriginally posted by Vykromond
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I said that about Annux and I didn't get banned. Melufa got banned for inventing a new racial insult- a new, AWESOME racial insult, I might add.Originally posted by WardComment
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