help urgent

[Jerome Scuggs]

2 kicks to the groin, point blank

need help

oh god

it's falling off

[Fit of Rage]

Quick! Apply Icy-hot! Takes The Sting Right Out!

[Jerome Scuggs]

Quick! Apply Icy-hot! Takes The Sting Right Out!

oh god

i don't feel anything

it's like a sack of flesh banging against my leg

[Ilya]

[Jerome Scuggs]

THAT HURTS

[Gemfire]

Take some pain meds, cause itll hurt later, then go take a nap.

[Jerome Scuggs]

OK So me and a few friends went up to broadmoor emporium and bought some triple C, it was like woah. They were like "Yo Jerome, take some DXM!" "I dunno guys, seems dangerous." "C'mon!" "OK!" Alot of people take 8 pills for starters but I consider myself a tough guy, pretty jaded and all, so I took 15. I didn't really feel anything at first, until we got to Stafford's house. Ethan the Jew sat down to play guitar, and halfway through some jangly mexican tunes the walls began to breathe, oh man it was weird. So anyways I woke up in a pool of my own vomit, outside on a couch. I spent an eternity trying to open the door, but it was locked. I woke up again and I didn't know my name, and as I was crawling down the stairs my thoughts were pretty much like the sound you hear when a Resident Evil zombie bites your neck and chews sinews and tendons, that NYAHGAHZANYAHNYAHNYAHXABDSB sound. So anyways I wake up caked in dried vomit and there's this zebra, but it wasn't a zebra, it was a donkey, a zebra-colored donkey. zonkey! anyways he wasn't THERE, but he was like in my head. So I go inside (apparently the door wasn't locked) and by this time I'm ok I guess, except that godamned debra. But, Stafford passes me a joint, and somehow this gets my shit running again, and I watch my soul leave my body and I'm in the afterlife. Well not me, really, I don't even believe in it. So I woke up again and I drove home, here I am.

[Vykromond]

so where did the kicks to the groin come from?

[Jerome Scuggs]

so where did the kicks to the groin come from?

that was chad he stopped by to make sure i was alive

then kicked me in the groin

[GoldenPlums]

broadmoor emporium

that's beautiful - perhaps for brits only

[Jerome Scuggs]

broadmoor emporium

that's beautiful - perhaps for brits only

well it's technically "Drug Emporium", but it's in the Broadmoor area

[GoldenPlums]

It's just that Broadmoor is our equivalent of Alkatraz. The place where the worst of the worst of the worst get sent.

[Gemfire]

Drugs are bad mmkay.

[wadi]

And then they all lit themselves on fire with Napalm.

Drug stores are definetly Useless Crap

[1ight]

jerome you are kidding right?