help urgent

[dchao]

I have some painkillers I got from my wisdom teeth removal if you want them.

[Gemfire]

800 mg of Ibuprofen is a cure-all

[PUNK rock]

But imagine 800 mg of ibuprofen with 5mg of codeine in it.

[Edify]

sounds painful :eek:

[Bob (SRB)]

OK So me and a few friends went up to broadmoor emporium and bought some triple C, it was like woah. They were like "Yo Jerome, take some DXM!" "I dunno guys, seems dangerous." "C'mon!" "OK!" Alot of people take 8 pills for starters but I consider myself a tough guy, pretty jaded and all, so I took 15. I didn't really feel anything at first, until we got to Stafford's house. Ethan the Jew sat down to play guitar, and halfway through some jangly mexican tunes the walls began to breathe, oh man it was weird. So anyways I woke up in a pool of my own vomit, outside on a couch. I spent an eternity trying to open the door, but it was locked. I woke up again and I didn't know my name, and as I was crawling down the stairs my thoughts were pretty much like the sound you hear when a Resident Evil zombie bites your neck and chews sinews and tendons, that NYAHGAHZANYAHNYAHNYAHXABDSB sound. So anyways I wake up caked in dried vomit and there's this zebra, but it wasn't a zebra, it was a donkey, a zebra-colored donkey. zonkey! anyways he wasn't THERE, but he was like in my head. So I go inside (apparently the door wasn't locked) and by this time I'm ok I guess, except that godamned debra. But, Stafford passes me a joint, and somehow this gets my shit running again, and I watch my soul leave my body and I'm in the afterlife. Well not me, really, I don't even believe in it. So I woke up again and I drove home, here I am.

its funny because Ethan is jewish

[ZeUs!!]

My life has been kinda eventful since I last posted. I have actually been to an internet cafe inbetween the last time I posted and this current time, but the last time I got talking to the girl using the computer next to me so I doubt busting out the TW forums would have done my credability any good. The guy next to me is currently using some program to code stuff and chat people so theres no danger of being out nerded. He's also just realised I'm typing stuff about him. About a fortnight ago The Cooper Temple Clause played my uni, there was only about 150 there and when they played Promises, Promises I was off my tits on life. Once again:

DOWNLOAD "PROMISES, PROMISES" BY "THE COOPER TEMPLE CLAUSE" also download "Blind Pilots"

Because one of my friends volunteered to be the Student Rep so he can put it on his CV (because he knows he's doing to get shitty grades but don't tell him I said that), he had to go to our course social which is where a couple of the lecturers, 5 second years and 40 freshers go to a pub one evening. We went with him and we got absolutely battered. The two lecturers that showed up are bona fide legends, one's captain of the football team and the other doesn't show up if he has a hangover, which is the way life should be. We all got really, really pissed and scared the freshers off, which was fun. Been out pubbing and clubbing a few times and managed to blow £80 on gig tickets including: The Cooper Temple Clause, The Zutons, The Ordinary Boys, The 22-20's, Hope Of The States, Razorlight and Franz Ferdinand. We've been invited to two house parties tonight, one we actually want to go to and one we're kinda obliged to go to as some of the people used to live with her, so we're going to go to the first, get mullered and go to the second so we ruin it/don't remember it. We're nice like that.

Jerome needs to download episodes of Spaced off of soulseek because he likes Shaun Of The Dead
Ilya needs to download episodes of Bo Selecta because he likes Ali G and he's disturbed

I won't be online for the BWC tonight so if someone could rig it so that Britain wins that'll be great. Can't think of much else I want to type except for IPSWICH ARE JOINT TOP OF DIVISION ONE BUT PROBABLY WON'T STAY THERE FOR LONG!!! Got a great swivel chair in my room, been utilising it fully by playing Pro Evolution Soccer 3 and solitare. I'm typing live from a netcafe and this post has cost me 50p, you'd better appreciate it.

[Jerome Scuggs]

I think I sent you a message talking about how Year of the Rabbit covered a Cooper Temple Clause song, "I wanna be adored"

edit: Whoops, it's by the Stone Roses. Wrong zeus song

[Jeansi]

Docs in the dark ages knew the solution: Booze.

[Squeezer]

smoke more pot, ure groin wont feel anything