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>How to Shower Like a Woman
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>1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
>to
>lights and darks.
>
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>2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
>along the
>way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>
>3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
>more
>sit-ups.
>
>
>4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
>loofah,
>wide loofah, and pumice stone.
>
>
>5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>vitamins.
>
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>6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
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>7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
>natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
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>8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>until
>red.
>
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>9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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>10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
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>11. Shave armpits and legs.
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>12. Turn off shower.
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>
>13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower Spray mold spots with
>Tilex.
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>14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
>
>15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
>
>
>16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
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>17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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>
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>How To Shower Like a Man
>
>
>
>1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
>them in a pile.
>
>
>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
>wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>
>
>3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
>wiener and scratch your ass.
>
>
>4. Get in the shower
>
>
>5. Wash your face
>
>
>6. Wash your armpits.
>
>
>7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>
>
>8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
>sound in the shower.
>
>
>9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>
>
>10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
>soap.
>
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>11. Shampoo your hair.
>
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>12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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>13. Pee.
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>14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
>
>15 Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
>was hanging out of tub the whole time.
>
>
>16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>
>
>17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>
>
>18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
>wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'
>sound...again.
>
>
>19. Throw wet towel on bed.
>How to Shower Like a Woman
>
>
>
>1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
>to
>lights and darks.
>
>
>2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
>along the
>way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>
>3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
>more
>sit-ups.
>
>
>4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
>loofah,
>wide loofah, and pumice stone.
>
>
>5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>vitamins.
>
>
>6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
>
>7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
>natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
>
>8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
>until
>red.
>
>
>9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>
>
>10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
>
>
>11. Shave armpits and legs.
>
>
>12. Turn off shower.
>
>
>13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower Spray mold spots with
>Tilex.
>
>
>14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
>
>15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
>
>
>16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
>
>17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>
>
>How To Shower Like a Man
>
>
>
>1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
>them in a pile.
>
>
>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
>wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>
>
>3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
>wiener and scratch your ass.
>
>
>4. Get in the shower
>
>
>5. Wash your face
>
>
>6. Wash your armpits.
>
>
>7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>
>
>8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
>sound in the shower.
>
>
>9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>
>
>10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
>soap.
>
>
>11. Shampoo your hair.
>
>
>12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>
>
>13. Pee.
>
>
>14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
>
>15 Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
>was hanging out of tub the whole time.
>
>
>16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>
>
>17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>
>
>18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
>wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'
>sound...again.
>
>
>19. Throw wet towel on bed.
.
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