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  • **Imperial Year 42k**Yes freakn warhammer.

    The great Imperial Year of year 42,065

    In the year of 42,065 Cadia was invaded by several Tyranid fleets. Possibly the greatest invasion ever recorded in the Imperial Degostantus. Cadia is a forge world off the edge of the Eye of Terror which is also known as the Chaos Galaxy.

    After 1 1/2 under siege Cadia's defence began to buckle.
    High Marshal Delane Oktor ordered an evacuation to Tanith which was about a 20 minute sub space jump to reach. About 1200 thousand dropships made it to the planet. The rest were intercepted by Tyranid Bio-Ships or never made it off the ground.
    Shortly after the planet was taken over by the Tyranids and they had already started stripping the Bio-Mass off the planet.

    Back on Tanith Commissar Ibram Gaunt prepared his tanith troops to make an ettempt to retake the planet back. With the help of the left over Cadians and some Ultra Marines the Adeptus Mechanicus spared the Imperial Guard launched an attack on Cadia.The attack was effective but the Tyranids had allready damaged the planet. Cadia was retaken back which took 3 months.
    Though some regions were rendered uninhabitable there was still areas which the planet could support life. exactly 1 month later a smaller fleet was launched at cadia. The cadian Navy destroyed the fleet before it even reached cadia's atmosphere.
    Gaunt was awarded with a purity seel because it wasn't Gaunt's war to fight.
    It was a great victory but there was still more to look for in the grim darkness of the year 40,000.

  • #2
    stfu nerd i have a girlfriend haha u suck i rock!!! i have se x everyday ?? haha geta life u loser

    - this has been a message from the AOLers who 'rock and u suck' association -
    'vet' is the new 'newb'.
    sit ez vet, sit.

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    • #3
      Lol, you wish.
      quit dreaming and snap back into reality dumbnut.

      **Wake up**

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      • #4
        *pv walks into sir gaunts room and shots sir gaunt with his trusty acme 400mm heavy-duty gauntizozor with homing bullets and shit until sir gaunt is pieces of red on the floor and then goes home to play ss*

        the end

        p.s. how did you travel back into time to fight a war of the future?
        it starts in 42065 but you end in 40000?
        To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
        brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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        • #5
          I figured you would ask. I'm so smart.

          Warhammer 40k is based around year 40,000- to 50-000
          so I just rounded it off.
          It's pretty much common since if you think about it.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sir Gaunt
            I figured you would ask. I'm so smart.

            Warhammer 40k is based around year 40,000- to 50-000
            so I just rounded it off.
            It's pretty much common since if you think about it.
            My brain hurts. Stop hurting my brain.
            Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sir Gaunt
              I figured you would ask. I'm so smart.

              Warhammer 40k is based around year 40,000- to 50-000
              so I just rounded it off.
              It's pretty much common since if you think about it.

              and rounding 2065 years is like me saying i lam living in 40 B.C.
              thats a pretty big estimate.
              To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
              brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pv=nrt



                and rounding 2065 years is like me saying i lam living in 40 B.C.
                thats a pretty big estimate.
                You tell him!
                WTF are you talking about again?
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #9
                  edited out, i should of never judged
                  Last edited by Superted; 10-05-2002, 01:27 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    /me clicks [here]

                    fuk me and I thought we were geeks, we're townies compared to this nerd
                    /nod
                    Originally posted by Yoshiba
                    i lag when i smoke weed

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by pv=nrt



                      and rounding 2065 years is like me saying i lam living in 40 B.C.
                      thats a pretty big estimate.
                      maybe its in dog years!
                      that way hes only rounding off around 300 years. problem solved!

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                      • #12
                        The Imperial Guard sucks, Chaos rules Go nurglings!

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                        • #13
                          Chaos can kiss my ass. Dark Eldar rule.

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