the ten commandments of college

[za gophar]

just for your entertainment

http://www.wfu.edu/users/watkjk1/The...%20College.htm

its funny cause its true

[Cylor]

Enjoyable.

[Dim]

lol

[dchao]

heh...true

[DoTheFandango]

heh...true

You are 14 shut the hell up.

[Sufficient]

"Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time"

This is the only one I don't agree with. College students don't really get sick as much as they say they do. I just think a lotta the "sicknesses" are stress-related.

[za gophar]

oh man, not where i go. its seems like all of my friends have been sick at least once in the last 2 months except for me. my theory on it is that nalgene bottles make you sick. people share them, refill them every day without washing, etc. i never felt the need for a nalgene, knowing that the whole "unbreakable" concept is completely ridiculous. i have seen 2 of them (real ones) break. its just as difficult to break a poweraide bottle. so yeah i agree with that commandment.

[PUNK rock]

That was funny and accurate exept for the sick one. For me the gain weight one wasn't true either...I managed to not gain or lose weight my freshman year.

[apt]

Thats hilarious, I have to disagree with the getting sick part though, I never vomit im a beast. I have some friends though who used to talk mad shit like they were hard tanks, then we rolled up to Uconn one weekend and they were done with like 4 beers. Screaming my name and vomitting and shit, fucking lightweights.

3 and 6 are so true , and fuck the easymac son, it's all about Ramen and Cereal, that is your fucking diet. And the overdose on Dominos/Pizza Hut.

RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN

[Fit of Rage]

VI- Thou Shalt Eat EasyMac
Student asked unto God if there was any alternatives to the cafeteria, and God said to him, you shall eat a lot of EasyMac. It is easy to make and you don’t need milk or a stove. And student said microwaves were forbidden by the RA. And God said to him, you shall hide the microwave under your bed with a towel on top. And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

:up: :up: :up:

[za gophar]

ok im sort of new at this college thing so dont make fun of me, but i havent had ramen noodles or easy mac. i have some ramen noodles in my drawer but they havent really been calling my name.. i would have to learn how to make them and i dont even know if i like them.

right now im really into the spaggetios and cream of chicken soup. just pop those in the microwave for a couple minutes and you have a delicious meal. oh god man, i want some chicken soup now. alas, the timing is not right. i have homework to do and i should go to bed soon, i would enjoy it more another time.

[Nethila]

This is funny and true.

Of course, these 10 things don't have to apply to everyone, but college students in general.

I love Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings..cause thats so me. I joined 6 clubs during the beginning, and never went to any meetings at all.. hahaha

[Sufficient]

Nalgene bottles are pretty hard to break ... I heard u can just send it in for a free replacement or something. And yeah ... sharing Nalgene bottles and not washing them is nasty ... esp if it's something other than water in it.

[Epinephrine]

Oldie but a goodie, and oh so true

-Epi

[Nickname]

1.Done and Done
2.Not covered yet
3.Done
4.Done
5.Done
6.Nadaa
7.Sorta
8.Nadaa
9.Been doing this for 20 years.
10.Nadaa -- lost weight thus far.